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  • Capt. Aaron Portway
    One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
    Salvation from Above
    God's Favorite Pilot™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2008
    • 6309

    #1

    Greedy Jew Attacks American Icon!

    Even in Isreal, the hand of God is evident. What else could explain these events?





    34-year-old arrested on suspicion of attempting to blackmail McDonald's


    A 34-year-old man from Baka al-Gharbiya who allegedly planned to demand millions of shekels from international fast-food chain McDonalds was arrested on suspicion of attempted blackmail, Tel Aviv police revealed on Saturday evening.

    Apparently, the man had contacted a McDonalds representative over a month ago, telling him that he possessed footage depicting worms in the refrigerator of one of the chain's restaurants in Isreal. Police said the footage appeared to have been staged and edited.

    After the suspect contacted McDonalds several times using a pseudonym and varying phone numbers, a meeting was set up between him and representatives of the company. According to police, the meeting - witnessed by detectives and attended by a police officer posing as the deputy financial director of McDonalds in Israel - enabled the suspect's arrest.

    Police said the suspect linked himself to the incident during the investigation.

    The Tel Aviv Magistrate's Court is set to extend his remand on Saturday night.
    Serves the hebe right! Trying to blackmail one of America's most powerful corporations! Surely the Lord forced the Jew cops to arrest one of their own, why else would they do it? You know how they stick together over there, like a gang of street punks!

    God will not stand idly by while American companies are attacked by foreigners and enemies of Christianity. I for one will be thanking Him in my prayers tonight for making the world a little bit safer for McDonalds!

    And hello, sheckles? Sounds like someone clearing their throat. Hey Isreal, it's 2009, you might want to come up with a slightly newer currency! What, rocks and sea shells not current enough for you?



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  • Brother Enoch
    The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2008
    • 4392

    #2
    Re: Greedy Jew Attacks American Icon!

    What does 'Kosher McDonald's' mean? Are the cows circumcised before they're butchered?

    I'm guessing no bacon double cheeseburgers, either. And those egg McMuffins have gotta suck.

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    • Ali--C
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      • Dec 2009
      • 20

      #3
      Re: Greedy Jew Attacks American Icon!

      Originally posted by Brother Avatar View Post
      What does 'Kosher McDonald's' mean? Are the cows circumcised before they're butchered?

      I'm guessing no bacon double cheeseburgers, either. And those egg McMuffins have gotta suck.
      Cows can't be circumcised, bulls on the other hand, can.

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      • Brother Enoch
        The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2008
        • 4392

        #4
        Re: Greedy Jew Attacks American Icon!

        Originally posted by Ali--C View Post
        Cows can't be circumcised, bulls on the other hand, can.
        Why did you circumcise a bull? Are you some kind of sadist/budding serial killer? I'll give you points for moxy, most budding serial killers go after kitty cats and puppies, going after bulls takes some serious hutzbah.

        I imagine we'll hear about you in the news one day.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78555

          #5
          Re: Greedy Jew Attacks American Icon!

          Originally posted by Ali--C View Post
          Cows can't be circumcised, bulls on the other hand, can.
          A bull isn't a cow? What is it then?
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Jake Beck
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            • Nov 2009
            • 145

            #6
            Re: Greedy Jew Attacks American Icon!

            Pastor, I believe she (?) was being sarcastic. She was just saying because female cattle dont have male parts, they cant be castrated. I think? I didn't understand it either.
            Matthew 6:26
            26Behold the fowls of the air: for they sow not, neither do they reap, nor gather into barns; yet your heavenly Father feedeth them. Are ye not much better than they?

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            • Twisted Focus
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Dec 2009
              • 39

              #7
              Re: Greedy Jew Attacks American Icon!

              You would be correct. Cows and Bulls are the same species, just different genders. So it's like male and female, only for cattle. Cows cannot be circumcised.

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              • Brother Enoch
                The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2008
                • 4392

                #8
                Re: Greedy Jew Attacks American Icon!

                Originally posted by Twisted Focus View Post
                You would be correct. Cows and Bulls are the same species, just different genders. So it's like male and female, only for cattle. Cows cannot be circumcised.
                Cattle (colloquially cows) are the most common type of large domesticated ungulates. They are a prominent modern member of the subfamily Bovinae, are the most widespread species of the genus Bos, and are most commonly classified collectively as Bos primigenius.



                There you have it. Though cow refers to female and bull to male in a number of species, cattle are colloquially referred to as cows, both male and female. And I was using the term colloquially to refer to cattle. The same can not be done with other species which also use cow and bull solely to refer to gender such as whales, seals, hippos, rhinos, manatees, and elephants.

                Read a book.

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                • apple9
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                  • Aug 2009
                  • 35

                  #9
                  Re: Greedy Jew Attacks American Icon!

                  Female circumcision can be done it basically removes the parts that make women So adulterous Basicly it makes it so that they do not enjoy sex This was they arnt whores.
                  Apples Not all of us are evil.

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                  • Ali--C
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                    Under Investigation
                    • Dec 2009
                    • 20

                    #10
                    Re: Greedy Jew Attacks American Icon!

                    Originally posted by Brother Avatar View Post
                    Cattle (colloquially cows) are the most common type of large domesticated ungulates. They are a prominent modern member of the subfamily Bovinae, are the most widespread species of the genus Bos, and are most commonly classified collectively as Bos primigenius.



                    There you have it. Though cow refers to female and bull to male in a number of species, cattle are colloquially referred to as cows, both male and female. And I was using the term colloquially to refer to cattle. The same can not be done with other species which also use cow and bull solely to refer to gender such as whales, seals, hippos, rhinos, manatees, and elephants.

                    Read a book.
                    I feel that there has been some misunderstanding between us. What you have said is correct, I was simply reffering to bulls being the male of the species, cows being the female, and cattle or bovine being plural, as is common here in England.

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                    • Ali--C
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                      • Dec 2009
                      • 20

                      #11
                      Re: Greedy Jew Attacks American Icon!

                      Originally posted by JakeBeck View Post
                      Pastor, I believe she (?) was being sarcastic. She was just saying because female cattle dont have male parts, they cant be castrated. I think? I didn't understand it either.
                      He. :p
                      Just to point out that castrated and circumcised are 2 very different things, castration being the removal of the testies or testicals as a whole, whereas circumcision (in males at least) is the partial or full removal of the foreskin.

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                      • Jake Beck
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                        Forum Member
                        • Nov 2009
                        • 145

                        #12
                        Re: Greedy Jew Attacks American Icon!

                        Well maybe if you had a more manly name, we would be able to distinguish your gender.
                        Matthew 6:26
                        26Behold the fowls of the air: for they sow not, neither do they reap, nor gather into barns; yet your heavenly Father feedeth them. Are ye not much better than they?

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                        • Ali--C
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                          • Dec 2009
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                          #13
                          Re: Greedy Jew Attacks American Icon!

                          Originally posted by JakeBeck View Post
                          Well maybe if you had a more manly name, we would be able to distinguish your gender.
                          Ali (Short for Alistair) is my name, I see no problem with it.

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                          • Brother Temperance
                            Senior Usher
                            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                            A very nice young man
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15621

                            #14
                            Re: Greedy Jew Attacks American Icon!

                            Originally posted by Ali--C View Post
                            He. :p
                            Just to point out that castrated and circumcised are 2 very different things, castration being the removal of the testies or testicals as a whole, whereas circumcision (in males at least) is the partial or full removal of the foreskin.
                            You seem to be having some demon trouble, friend. I can't help thinking that a swift castration would do you the world of good. Have you ever heard of eunuchs for the Kingdom of Heaven?
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • Capt. Aaron Portway
                              One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                              Salvation from Above
                              God's Favorite Pilot™
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2008
                              • 6309

                              #15
                              Re: Greedy Jew Attacks American Icon!

                              Originally posted by Ali--C View Post
                              Ali (Short for Alistair) is my name, I see no problem with it.
                              So you're gay then?

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