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    Costco Supports Palin!

    Praise Jesus! I know we've got satan on the run when I read stories like THIS.

    Costco Protects Palin From Tomatoes By Taking Them Off Shelves

    A Costco in Utah took tomatoes off the shelves during a visit by Sarah Palin, after the Alaska Governor was pelted with the fruit on a stop at the Mall of America. Via Harpers, the Salt Lake Tribune reports:

    Rappaport stopped at the Salt Lake City Costco to do some shopping, unaware that Palin was scheduled to be there for a book signing. [...]

    The clerk told her they had no tomatoes that day.

    No tomatoes? At Costco?

    As she was leaving, she noticed a man with a store manager's name tag and asked him why they had no tomatoes. He informed her the store did have tomatoes, but they were taken off the shelves for a few hours.

    It turns out that Palin had been pelted with a tomato at an earlier stop on her book tour and the management at the Costco was determined it wouldn't happen here.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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  • #2
    Re: Costco Supports Palin!

    This just in: Sarah Palin pelted with banana peels at a Fred Meyer's in Alabama.

    "We ain't sure what happened," store manager Jimmy-Joe Young stammered. "I mean, we removed all the tomaters, ever' single one!"

    Ms. Palin thanked the store for their efforts to protect her, noting that "at least it wasn't canned tomatoes, like at that Costco in Utah!"

    Palin has changed her book tour to avoid any stores which might have produce available, hoping to avoid further flingings and humiliation. Her next stops? First, a signing outside the Monkey House at the Bronx Zoo, followed by a visit to Cutco Cutlery in Olean, New York.

    "Yanno, I think it's sad that I can't set foot in a store without unAmerican liberals throwing food at me," Palin complained. "I'd like to see them find something to throw at either of these stops!"
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    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    • #3
      Re: Costco Supports Palin!

      It's really sad she wasn't allowed to take her moose rifle on the tour.
      The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

      "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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      • #4
        Re: Costco Supports Palin!

        Why would a store protect a sinner like palin?

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        • #5
          Re: Costco Supports Palin!

          What right does an unsaved feminazi bitch like yourself have to judge Saran Palin?

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