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  • #1

    Harlot jumps Pope!

    Those cathlycks had it coming.

    Woman jumps Pope

    VATICAN CITY (AP) — A woman jumped the barriers in St. Peter's Basilica and knocked down Pope Benedict XVI as he walked down the main aisle to begin Christmas Eve Mass on Thursday.

    The 82-year-old pope quickly got up and was unhurt, said a Vatican spokesman, the Rev. Ciro Benedettini. Footage aired on Italy's RAI state TV showed a woman dressed in a red jumper vaulting over the wooden barriers and rushing the pope before being swarmed by bodyguards.

    The commotion occurred as the pope's procession was making its way toward the main altar and shocked gasps rang out through the public that packed the basilica. The procession came to a halt and security rushed to the trouble spot.

    More here.

    1 Timothy 2:12
    But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

    That's what you get for being the Antichrist and sucking up to the Anglikans, Ben!
    Psalm 81:10:
    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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  • #2
    Re: Harlot jumps Pope!

    SHOUT GLORY!!

    Jesus is obviously sending that wicked antiChrist a message: REPENT NOW!!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • #3
      Re: Harlot jumps Pope!

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      SHOUT GLORY!!

      Jesus is obviously sending that wicked antiChrist a message: REPENT NOW!!
      I guess she was too old for him, and of the wrong gender.

      Jesus warned him for the last time.
      Psalm 81:10:
      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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      • #4
        Re: Harlot jumps Pope!

        Yes! A perfect place to put my art

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        • #5
          Re: Harlot jumps Pope!

          Not sure what he was doing here?

          Psalm 81:10:
          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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          • #6
            Re: Harlot jumps Pope!

            A woman in a hoodie beat up a man in a wedding dress? Only in the Vatican't ... or in Sin Francrisco, but then, they do seem to bear a resemblance.
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            • #7
              Re: Harlot jumps Pope!

              After an impact like that I'm surprised there was anything left but dust. And the hat, of course.

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              • #8
                Re: Harlot jumps Pope!

                How sad it is when on this Holiest of Days none of you Baptiwts could find a kind word for an old man who was violently attacked by a lunatic.

                I can assure you that two separate and important investigations are underway as we speak.


                1: Security breach.

                This should never of happened and some lads need to be sent back to Switzerland fast. Even the local police could have done a better job with just a small bribe or two.



                2: Those shoes.

                What excuse can there be for the total lack of colour co-ordination between footwear and robes? Hello... is Stevie Wonder dressing His Holiness now?


                Fortunately The Pontiff is fine and no worse for wear and tear and we finally get to see how the new wheel-chair ramps in the Pope's dining chambers suit Cardinal Etchegaray who took one for team God.




                Bless you, my jealous Jew-baiters
                Father Mo






                A Cardinal in the making.

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                • #9
                  Re: Harlot jumps Pope!

                  Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post


                  2: Those shoes.

                  What excuse can there be for the total lack of colour co-ordination between footwear and robes? Hello... is Stevie Wonder dressing His Holiness now?
                  I see you're a friend of Dorothy, priest. I'm reasonably sure your pontiff tried to click his heels together three times after said attack.

                  Your humble servant who doesn't swing that way,
                  Sam
                  Proverbs 25:21-22 If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat; and if he be thirsty, give him water to drink:
                  For thou shalt heap coals of fire upon his head, and the LORD shall reward thee.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Harlot jumps Pope!

                    A true sign of God's love for all His children on this special day. Praise Him! Just a shame she didn't bash that old demon with a cathedral like that other muddle-headed wop did.
                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Harlot jumps Pope!

                      Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                      Just a shame she didn't bash that old demon with a cathedral like that other muddle-headed wop did.
                      I guess she didn't have a miniature Dom ready.

                      Psalm 81:10:
                      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Harlot jumps Pope!

                        I can guess who did it. Here is her mug shot:

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                        • #13
                          Re: Harlot jumps Pope!

                          The 82-year-old pope quickly got up and was unhurt, said a Vatican spokesman, the Rev. Ciro Benedettini.
                          I think this part is highly suspicious. This "pope" is quickly back on his feet after being hit, cool and unruffled?

                          This implies he's used to such treatment. Perhaps, even, has come to accept it.

                          Is this "pope" merely a figurehead in public, but the bishops', etc., whipping boy behind closed doors? Who really knows what they do to him, behind the vatican walls???

                          I think this event may just be the "tip of the iceberg".....

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                          • #14
                            Re: Harlot jumps Pope!

                            According to the eye witness report the Pope landed directly on top of a lady. We may very well have it backwards. Perhaps the heathen set it all up so that he could "lay hands" on someone he had HIS eye on.

                            Jesus teaches us that not everything is as it seems.

                            -ND

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                            • #15
                              Re: Harlot jumps Pope!

                              Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                              I guess she didn't have a miniature Dom ready.

                              Who said anything about a miniature one? Personally, I shall be praying that when this Godly woman continues her holy crusade next Christmas (while wearing the same coat, of course), the Lord blesses her with the strength to lift an entire cathedral out of the ground and smite the old cross-dresser with it. Now that would be a Christmas miracle we could all appreciate!
                              By the way, did anyone else see CNN's Godly coverage of the story? In case pressure from Big Papism forces them to change their headline, I'll reproduce it here for posterity:
                              Woman knocks down pope at Mass; Christmas celebrations begin
                              Well said! Hallelujah!
                              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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