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  • Why Are There No True Christians(tm) In Africa?

    THIS is why; They are savages who wallow in dangerous black magic, despite the Blessings their White Savior Jesus has brought.

    Bishop’s Boy Arrested Over Juju

    The Suame Divisional Police Command has placed in its custody one of the three junior pastors of International God’s Way Church that were mentioned as key architects of the ‘juju’ saga that has embroiled Bishop Daniel Obinim and one Pastor Frank Annor.

    Bishop Obinim was said to have hired some boys to plant juju at the premises of his rival pastor, Opambuor Ebenezer Adarkwa Yiadom.
    The police said they were not investigating the juju saga but rather, an assault case reported by Frank Annor who was said to have been beaten by unknown assailants.

    For purposes of police investigation, DSP Kwaku Duah, the Suame Divisional Crime Officer, refused to disclose to Daily Guide the exact person that was detained. However, sources said a certain Charles Abankwah was the person detained by the police after interrogations.

    DSP Duah said after thorough interrogations, the police realized that it would be prudent to keep one of the three suspects, namely Charles Abankwah, Victor wand Willie to assist them in investigations.
    Though the three categorically denied ever knowing Pastor Annor in the presence of police officers on Monday, DSP Duah maintained that keeping one of the suspects would expedite police investigation.
    DSP Duah however stated that the other two suspects were granted police enquiry bail after being interrogated with regard to their involvement in the alleged juju plotting saga.

    The Police, it would be recalled, ordered Bishop Obinim to produce the aforementioned persons, believed to be his junior pastors, for interrogation latest by Monday. This was after Bishop Obinim had stormed the Suame Police station on Saturday afternoon to respond to a series of allegations leveled against him by Pastor Annor of Faith Power Ministry at Konongo.

    Among the allegations made by Pastor Annor was that he (Obinim) hired him to bury some ritual items which included suspected human bones, black cobra and four red candles at the premises of Rev Ebenezer Adarkwa Yiadom’s church at Ahenema Kokoben.

    Pastor Annor alleged that Bishop Obinim contracted him to carry out the plot with the motive of creating an impression that Rev Ebenezer uses ‘juju’ in his pastoral activities.

    Meanwhile, drama unfolded at the police station when TV Africa camera man Osei Kwaku Jnr. Attempted to take footages of the two suspects, who were moving out of the police station after being granted bail.
    Not wanting their faces to be captured on camera, the two suspects engaged the camera man in a brawl, but the intervention of a reporter of the TV station, Philemon Amoaning, saved what could have been an ugly scene.

    As expected, a huge crowd of curious spectators stormed the police station in anticipation of witnessing a repeat of the infamous cursing saga by Pastor Annor against Bishop Obinim.

    Pastor Annor caused a stir last Saturday when he invoked the spirit of the Antoa Nyamaa deity and other river gods to strike dead Bishop Obinim when he (Obinim) denied knowing him.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    Re: Why Are There No True Christians™ In Africa?

    Mr. Flint, I would point you to the story of the Ethiopian Eunuch before saying there are no True Christians in Africa. Africa was mostly Christian until the infidel Muhammadans moved into the area.

    Acts 8:26-40

    And the angel of the Lord spake unto Philip, saying, Arise, and go toward the south unto the way that goeth down from Jerusalem unto Gaza, which is desert. And he arose and went: and, behold, a man of Ethiopia, an eunuch of great authority under Candace queen of the Ethiopians, who had the charge of all her treasure, and had come to Jerusalem for to worship,
    Was returning, and sitting in his chariot read Esaias the prophet.
    Then the Spirit said unto Philip, Go near, and join thyself to this chariot.
    And Philip ran thither to him, and heard him read the prophet Esaias, and said, Understandest thou what thou readest?
    And he said, How can I, except some man should guide me? And he desired Philip that he would come up and sit with him.
    The place of the scripture which he read was this, He was led as a sheep to the slaughter; and like a lamb dumb before his shearer, so opened he not his mouth:
    In his humiliation his judgment was taken away: and who shall declare his generation? for his life is taken from the earth.
    And the eunuch answered Philip, and said, I pray thee, of whom speaketh the prophet this? of himself, or of some other man?
    Then Philip opened his mouth, and began at the same scripture, and preached unto him Jesus.
    And as they went on their way, they came unto a certain water: and the eunuch said, See, here is water; what doth hinder me to be baptized?
    And Philip said, If thou believest with all thine heart, thou mayest. And he answered and said, I believe that Jesus Christ is the Son of God.
    And he commanded the chariot to stand still: and they went down both into the water, both Philip and the eunuch; and he baptized him.
    And when they were come up out of the water, the Spirit of the Lord caught away Philip, that the eunuch saw him no more: and he went on his way rejoicing.
    But Philip was found at Azotus: and passing through he preached in all the cities, till he came to Caesarea.
    Proverbs 25:21-22 If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat; and if he be thirsty, give him water to drink:
    For thou shalt heap coals of fire upon his head, and the LORD shall reward thee.

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    • #3
      Re: Why Are There No True Christians™ In Africa?

      Originally posted by Samuel Coleridge View Post
      Mr. Flint, I would point you to the story of the Ethiopian Eunuch before saying there are no True Christians in Africa. Africa was mostly Christian until the infidel Muhammadans moved into the area.
      What does that have to do with ANYTHING?!?! So what if Phillip baptized a self-mutilating pervert in olden times? That has exactly SQUAT to do with what Pastor (not Mr. ) Ezekiel posted!

      Are you really as stupid as you seem?
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        Re: Why Are There No True Christians™ In Africa?

        Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
        What does that have to do with ANYTHING?!?! So what if Phillip baptized a self-mutilating pervert in olden times? That has exactly SQUAT to do with what Pastor (not Mr. ) Ezekiel posted!
        The fact that it's the New Testament is good enough for me.

        Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
        Are you really as stupid as you seem?
        I see it's to be the ad hominem from the landovarians for this humble servant of Christ.

        Jeremiah 10:8
        But they are altogether brutish and foolish: the stock is a doctrine of vanities.

        Your unassailable steward in Jesus,
        Sam
        Proverbs 25:21-22 If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat; and if he be thirsty, give him water to drink:
        For thou shalt heap coals of fire upon his head, and the LORD shall reward thee.

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        • #5
          Re: Why Are There No True Christians™ In Africa?

          Originally posted by Samuel Coleridge View Post
          The fact that it's the New Testament is good enough for me.
          Look Fruity McEngland, we follow the WHOLE Bible here. You liberals and your "Jesus is all sweetness and light" claptrap are going to burn along with all the Satanists, Catholics, Mormons, and immigrants!

          Originally posted by Samuel Coleridge View Post
          I see it's to be the ad hominem from the landovarians for this humble servant of Christ.

          Jeremiah 10:8
          But they are altogether brutish and foolish: the stock is a doctrine of vanities.

          Your unassailable steward in Jesus,
          Sam
          You sure do like those $5 words, don't you? And who are you calling a fool? You're the one who's gonna burn!
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          Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



          God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



          Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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          • #6
            Re: Why Are There No True Christians™ In Africa?

            No True Chgristians™ in Africa because the place is over run with nigras and towel heads. Plain and simple.
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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