[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Delcambre is a godly town. Bans saggy pants!

Besides, I don't think Jesus held many parties back in the day.

Actually, as usual, the Bible disagrees with you -- Jesus was the life of the party! Think about it -- He could make wine better than any than even stock Sister SUV's closet from WATER! His party card was surely full every night of the week

[Miss Hikari]

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*sigh* I really, really, really, really, hate to say this, but I actually have to agree with the TCs on this point. (yes I know shocking ) Sagging is nasty.

[Bernal]

Re: Delcambre is a godly town. Bans saggy pants!

Actually, as usual, the Bible disagrees with you -- Jesus was the life of the party! Think about it -- He could make wine better than any than even stock Sister SUV's closet from WATER! His party card was surely full every night of the week

Yeah, and after a few bottles of water-to-wine Merlot, Jesus was seen down at the Jerusalem Jacuzzi sippin' some Cristal with a few hos.

I read it in "US Weekly".

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Delcambre is a godly town. Bans saggy pants!

I don't see why anyone would want to wear their jeans with the waistband halfway down their arse and the crotch binding their knees, but as long as that arse is covered by underwear it isn't indecent exposure. And I happen to like hip-hugging low-rise jeans. I refuse to wear pants that come up more than a handsbreadth below my navel - they get caught on my piercing. What's next, banning colored bras under white shirts or straps that aren't completely covered by sleeves?

Of course. Soon you'll be forbidden to show your face in public too...sound familiar?

[Old Iron Crotch]

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What a revolting narration. Talk about too much information....

The Bible is quite clear on fashion.

Women may not wear men's clothing or vice versa -- it's an "abomination unto the Lord."

"The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God." -- Deuteronomy 22:5

But it does not say what is "men's clothing" or "women's clothing". So who's to say that trousers are only for men or skirts only for women? I like my jeans and my skirts and will wear whatever I damn well please.


Women may not braid their hair, wear gold, pearls, or expensive clothing.

I like my hair in a French braid when I'm letting it grow. It keeps it out of my face when I'm riding my bike. I prefer silver to gold, though, and I never found pearls to be all that pretty. I prefer jade.

"Women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array." -- 1 Timothy 2:9

"Whose adorning let it not be that outward adorning of plaiting the hair, and of wearing of gold, or of putting on of apparel." -- 1 Peter 3:3

Don't wear garments with wool and linen blended together.

"Thou shalt not wear a garment of divers sorts, as of woollen and linen together." -- Deuteronomy 22:11

No worries there. Wool is too scratchy.

A man's hair should be short, and a woman's long.

"Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him? But if a woman have long hair, it is a glory to her: for her hair is given her for a covering." -- 1 Corinthians 11:14-15

I find long hair on guys tres sexy.

God will punish those who wear strange clothes.

"I will punish ... all such as are clothed with strange apparel. -- Zephaniah 1:8

That final verse applies to all gothtards, hippies and beatniks.

From the context, I'd say that it was referring to non-Jewish priests in their ritual garb.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Of course. Soon you'll be forbidden to show your face in public too...sound familiar?

Yup.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Viva Delcambre!

(As a Good Christian, I am going to start getting 'in' on our American Government's love of Hispanics Right away!)

Baggy pants are an occasion of Sin. They draw my attention to wondering what-all might be contained within all of that volume

Ban them! Burn them! Make them take them OFF, I say!!!

Delcambre is in Louisiana. That would be French, not Spanish.

And it's not someone else's fault if you're easily distracted by underwear.

[SUV]

Re: Delcambre is a godly town. Bans saggy pants!

Delcambre is in Louisiana. That would be French, not Spanish.

I was referencing the word "Viva" and not the name of the town.

And Viva is always Spanish except for when it's a paper towel

[Old Iron Crotch]

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I was referencing the word "Viva" and not the name of the town.

And Viva is always Spanish except for when it's a paper towel

And I was pointing out that most folks in Delcambre would be mor likely to speak French than Spanish. So it would be more appropriate to use the French word "Vive" than the Spanish word "Viva".

[Old Iron Crotch]

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I was referencing the word "Viva" and not the name of the town.

And Viva is always Spanish except for when it's a paper towel

And I was pointing out that most folks in Delcambre would be mor likely to speak French than Spanish. So it would be more appropriate to use the French word "Vive" than the Spanish word "Viva". Just trying to help you be linguistically accurate within the context of the culture you're discussing.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Delcambre is a godly town. Bans saggy pants!

And I was pointing out that most folks in Delcambre would be mor likely to speak French than Spanish. So it would be more appropriate to use the French word "Vive" than the Spanish word "Viva". Just trying to help you be linguistically accurate within the context of the culture you're discussing.

If it's not American culture, does it really matter? Either way, it's European "culture" that we're talking about, and honestly, I am leery about calling it that The only things Europeans have ever introduced to the world are homosexuality and lots of mini cars.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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If it's not American culture, does it really matter? Either way, it's European "culture" that we're talking about, and honestly, I am leery about calling it that The only things Europeans have ever introduced to the world are homosexuality and lots of mini cars.

Delcambre is in Louisiana, which IS an American state. I'm willing to bet that if we trace your ancestry, Europe will be a stop on the route, So does that make you a mini-car driving homosexual?

[Brother Temperance]

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And I was pointing out that most folks in Delcambre would be mor likely to speak French than Spanish. So it would be more appropriate to use the French word "Vive" than the Spanish word "Viva".

Friend, it is never appropriate to use a French word. Also, how on earth do you manage to make the same post twice, and have the same typo both times? Are you trying to send coded messages or something?

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Friend, it is never appropriate to use a French word.

It is if you're Acadien (or Acadienne).

Also, how on earth do you manage to make the same post twice, and have the same typo both times?

Computer hiccup.

Are you trying to send coded messages or something?

Paranoid much?