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  • nikilds
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • May 2007
    • 164
    #1

    Maureen Dowd asks "are men necessary"?

    Are Men Necessary?: When Sexes Collide

    Well Maureen, that depends where you want to go.
    If you want to go to Heaven, then you must believe in Jesus. Who is MALE. He is necessary.

    But, where this troglodyte is going () she might find a nice cozy spot next to some homers to cry and wail and gnash teeth with.

    Ms. Dowd (I MUST assume this wench is single) I think the TRUE question is, are women necessary?
    Premarital sex is only a roadblock to holiness. You don't need to touch another person's body–or your own–to have a rockin' good time!
    Abstinence: it's not easy but neither are you!
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: Maureen Dowd asks "are men necessary"?

      She's one of the ugliest old deisel dykes you'll ever see. Typical of all feminazi manhaters, she's never been able to bake a pie well enough to attract a decent man. Even nigras leave her alone. She recently wrote a scathing editorial attacking Osama Barrack Just because he refused her depraved sexual advances.

      And she's a mary worshiper of course.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • nikilds
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • May 2007
          • 164
          #3
          Re: Maureen Dowd asks "are men necessary"?

          Many women who cant find Jesus can't find men either.

          God does have a sense of humor.
          Premarital sex is only a roadblock to holiness. You don't need to touch another person's body–or your own–to have a rockin' good time!
          Abstinence: it's not easy but neither are you!

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            • Betty Lambskin
              Apple Sucker
              Forum Member
              • Jun 2007
              • 144
              #4
              Re: Maureen Dowd asks "are men necessary"?

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              She's one of the ugliest old deisel dykes you'll ever see. Typical of all feminazi manhaters, she's never been able to bake a pie well enough to attract a decent man. Even nigras leave her alone. She recently wrote a scathing editorial attacking Osama Barrack Just because he refused her depraved sexual advances.

              And she's a mary worshiper of course.

              She needs to get stoned!

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