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  • Heavy Metal an Addiction

    The communist welfare state of Sweden has taken a few more steps away from God's love by providing professional goths the official status of "victim". THIS is another reason why God hates Sweden.
    Man gets sick benefits for heavy metal addiction

    A Swedish heavy metal fan has had his musical preferences officially classified as a disability. The results of a psychological analysis enable the metal lover to supplement his income with state benefits.

    Roger Tullgren, 42, from Hässleholm in southern Sweden has just started working part time as a dishwasher at a local restaurant.

    Because heavy metal dominates so many aspects of his life, the Employment Service has agreed to pay part of Tullgren's salary. His new boss meanwhile has given him a special dispensation to play loud music at work.

    "I have been trying for ten years to get this classified as a handicap," Tullgren told The Local.

    "I spoke to three psychologists and they finally agreed that I needed this to avoid being discriminated against."

    Roger Tullgren first developed an interest in heavy metal when his older brother came home with a Black Sabbath album in 1971.

    Since then little else has mattered for the 42-year-old, who has long black hair, a collection of tattoos and wears skull and crossbones jewelry.

    The aging rocker claims to have attended almost three hundred shows last year, often skipping work in the process. Eventually his last employer tired of his absences and Tullgren was left jobless and reliant on welfare handouts.

    But his sessions with the occupational psychologists led to a solution of sorts: Tullgren signed a piece of paper on which his heavy metal lifestyle was classified as a disability, an assessment that entitles him to a wage supplement from the job centre.

    "I signed a form saying: 'Roger feels compelled to show his heavy metal style. This puts him in a difficult situation on the labour market. Therefore he needs extra financial help'. So now I can turn up at a job interview dressed in my normal clothes and just hand the interviewers this piece of paper," he said.

    The manager at his new workplace allows him to go to concerts as long as he makes up for lost time at a later point. He is also allowed to dress as he likes and listen to heavy metal while washing up.

    "But not too loud when there are guests," he said.

    The Local spoke to an occupational psychologist in Stockholm, who admitted to being baffled by the decision.

    "I think it's extremely strange. Unless there is an underlying diagnosis it is absolutely unbelievable that the job centre would pay pay out.

    "If somebody has a gambling addiction, we don't send them down to the racetrack. We try to cure the addiction, not encourage it," he said.

    Tullgren currently plays bass and guitar in two rock bands and says that he tends to get a lot of positive reactions for daring to be himself.

    "Some might say that I should grow up and learn to listen to other types of music but I can't. Heavy metal is my lifestyle," he said.
    All this Swedish meatball needs a Holy Ghost enema right up his rear end! Damned hippies!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    Re: Heavy Metal an Addiction

    OH YEAH!

    *turns up Motley Crue and bobs head*
    Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?

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    • #3
      Re: Heavy Metal an Addiction

      Originally posted by Mr.Unsaved and Looning It View Post
      *turns up Motley Crue and bobs head*
      why you bobbin your head, Mr.Unsaved? i thinks you be a pigeons trapped in a human bodys an you walk funny to.

      i prays that lord God remove them pigeon demons from your souls an that it be kwick an painliss for you

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      • #4
        Re: Heavy Metal an Addiction

        It's all part of the Damned EU! It's Satan's own organization.
        Matthew:
        5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
        5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
        10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
        10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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        • #5
          Re: Heavy Metal an Addiction

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          The communist welfare state of Sweden has taken a few more steps away from God's love by providing professional goths the official status of "victim". THIS is another reason why God hates Sweden.


          All this Swedish meatball needs a Holy Ghost enema right up his rear end! Damned hippies!

          For once, I partially agree with Zeke! Did the sun rise in the west this morning?
          I love all sorts of music, and I am of the opinion that life goes better with a soundtrack, but there are times when I cannot have a radio/cd/mp3 player going, so those times, I simply hum softly to myself, or imagine music playing in my head.
          I certainly don't expect to get paid for it, or to be allowed to blast it everywhere I happen to be.
          Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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          • #6
            Re: Heavy Metal an Addiction

            Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
            For once, I partially agree with Zeke! Did the sun rise in the west this morning?
            I love all sorts of music, and I am of the opinion that life goes better with a soundtrack, but there are times when I cannot have a radio/cd/mp3 player going, so those times, I simply hum softly to myself, or imagine music playing in my head.
            I certainly don't expect to get paid for it, or to be allowed to blast it everywhere I happen to be.
            You do happen to have a point. Being called disabled for liking music? If that's true, I ought to be rolling in cash by the millions!

            I perform music in a christian center for the youth in my local town, I listen to almost everything! Except the things that offend me, i,e., rap, hip-hop, pop, and country music.

            If That's not an addiction, and I forgot to say I always have music playing, then what is?

            If addictions give you cash, most Christians are addicted to worship, no?
            Why aren't they allowed to worship in public or something?
            Why aren't they getting cash?

            That's because Sweden's stupid.

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            • #7
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              Originally posted by Karmic Retribution View Post
              That's because Sweden's stupid.
              That's one of the only things you've got right since turning up here. I mean, what kind of a wacky country has a publicly-funded healthcare system, anyway?
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                That's one of the only things you've got right since turning up here. I mean, what kind of a wacky country has a publicly-funded healthcare system, anyway?

                Thats what democrats plan for the usa..i hate socialists wich are basically far far left of the democratic party where the government owns everything..
                Is adult entertainment killing our kids, Or are adults killing our kids for entertainment?

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                  Originally posted by Andrew Shaw View Post
                  Thats what democrats plan for the usa..i hate socialists wich are basically far far left of the democratic party where the government owns everything..
                  I hate dictators which is the far far right of the Republican party, where Bush lives.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Heavy Metal an Addiction

                    Originally posted by Joo View Post
                    I hate dictators which is the far far right of the Republican party, where Bush lives.
                    How is our Godly president GWB a "dictator"? Can you back that up in any way boy? Isn't that just what you liebral haters do? You call anyone that you disagree with a "dictator" or a "nazi", right? What a load of malarkey!

                    Jesus Himself hand-picked GWB to lead us against the islamofascists and protect our freedom. He has made sure that America has remained safe, even for God-hating imbeciles like you. Is THAT what you call a "dictator"?
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      How is our Godly president GWB a "dictator"? Can you back that up in any way boy? Isn't that just what you liebral haters do? You call anyone that you disagree with a "dictator" or a "nazi", right? What a load of malarkey!

                      Jesus Himself hand-picked GWB to lead us against the islamofascists and protect our freedom. He has made sure that America has remained safe, even for God-hating imbeciles like you. Is THAT what you call a "dictator"?
                      Several things Zeke:

                      1. You call anyone you disagree with a "Joo" or a "Feminazi" so until you stop being hypocritical you don't have room to talk.
                      2. A dictator is anyone whom runs the entire collective by himself, regardless of being "good" or "evil".
                      3. I don't really have to prove it, since I believe it, just like you guys don't prove your beliefs other than saying you have faith in them.
                      4. I don't call people I don't agree with anything unless they warrant such a title. For example: I have never called you anything other than your name, a shortened version of, or your title as a Pastor, yet we disagree all the time.

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                        Originally posted by Joo View Post
                        Several things Zeke:

                        1. You call anyone you disagree with a "Joo" or a "Feminazi" so until you stop being hypocritical you don't have room to talk.
                        2. A dictator is anyone whom runs the entire collective by himself, regardless of being "good" or "evil".
                        3. I don't really have to prove it, since I believe it, just like you guys don't prove your beliefs other than saying you have faith in them.
                        4. I don't call people I don't agree with anything unless they warrant such a title. For example: I have never called you anything other than your name, a shortened version of, or your title as a Pastor, yet we disagree all the time.
                        All you've done here is throw sand in my face, with the exception of point #2, which obviously does not apply to GWB. He has to answer to congress, the supreme court, the voters, and ultimately to Jesus. America is not a collective, even though you Bolsheviks want it so.

                        Again I ask, does your school for special boys issue dictionaries? Do you even bother to look up the meanings of words before spewing your hatred?

                        And do you know about the basic rules of debate? If you make an assertion, it is your responsibility to back that up with factual proof. This proof cannot take the form of making vague claims that others have not made their case about unrelated issues, as you have done above. You stated that our president is a dictator. It is up to you to either prove that or apologize and withdraw the lie.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • #13
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                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          All you've done here is throw sand in my face, with the exception of point #2, which obviously does not apply to GWB. He has to answer to congress, the supreme court, the voters, and ultimately to Jesus. America is not a collective, even though you Bolsheviks want it so.

                          Again I ask, does your school for special boys issue dictionaries? Do you even bother to look up the meanings of words before spewing your hatred?

                          And do you know about the basic rules of debate? If you make an assertion, it is your responsibility to back that up with factual proof. This proof cannot take the form of making vague claims that others have not made their case about unrelated issues, as you have done above. You stated that our president is a dictator. It is up to you to either prove that or apologize and withdraw the lie.
                          Once you apologize for your beliefs, I'll apologize for mine. That's my point here, I don't really believe he's a dictator, though I have suspicions he'd like to be if he could, but because of belief you can just claim any thing you want and have it be unchallenged because its your belief. Even if its not true, who is anyone to tell me otherwise and vice-versa.

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                          • #14
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                            Originally posted by Joo View Post
                            I hate dictators which is the far far right of the Republican party, where Bush lives.
                            Originally posted by Joo View Post
                            Once you apologize for your beliefs, I'll apologize for mine. That's my point here, I don't really believe he's a dictator, though I have suspicions he'd like to be if he could, but because of belief you can just claim any thing you want and have it be unchallenged because its your belief. Even if its not true, who is anyone to tell me otherwise and vice-versa.
                            This is not a question of belief you fool. It is a question of fact. You asserted that our President is a dictator. I asked you to prove your statement, you couldn't so you played word games and tried to distract to argument. Finally you lie by claiming that you never said what you in fact said. Pretty pathetic.

                            They're going to cut you down to size in college boy. Assuming you actually attend one. I still suspect that you are a 14 year old who likes to throw tantrums.

                            By the way, George W. Bush is the freely elected President of the United States of America, the most powerful nation on earth. He is the furthest thing from a dictator that there can be.

                            I hope you have learned your lesson here boy. Think before you speak. Don't label people "dictators" just because you disagree with their policies. Got it?
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              This is not a question of belief you fool. It is a question of fact. You asserted that our President is a dictator. I asked you to prove your statement, you couldn't so you played word games and tried to distract to argument. Finally you lie by claiming that you never said what you in fact said. Pretty pathetic.

                              They're going to cut you down to size in college boy. Assuming you actually attend one. I still suspect that you are a 14 year old who likes to throw tantrums.

                              By the way, George W. Bush is the freely elected President of the United States of America, the most powerful nation on earth. He is the furthest thing from a dictator that there can be.

                              I hope you have learned your lesson here boy. Think before you speak. Don't label people "dictators" just because you disagree with their policies. Got it?
                              Haha. Zeke pulled a funnies

                              What I find ironic is how you assume Joo is a 14 year old, and yet he's got more calm in him than all of the Senior Pastors combined. Setting you guys off is as easy as adding fire to Napalm. All I have to do to get you guys to fly off the handle bars is say one word.

                              Oh yeah. And you know how you support the PATRIOT act? Guess how many petitions there are (with my name on them too) to get that act thrown out? What has your Department of Fags Facists Fruitloops Faith done about that?

                              George Bush is, by definition, a dictator. I look forward to the day he admits it though. Then civil war will follow. And when that day comes, I assure you. I'm catching the first plane I can find Freehold. Test the power of God, so to speak.

                              Although, perhaps you could help me out. I've scoured around, and the only place called "Freehold" I could find is apparently some kind of mental asylum...
                              Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?

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