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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #1

    Lesbian Bathroom Sex

    THIS kind of story just breaks your heart as a True Christian pastor. I wish I'd had a chance to personally witness to these three nubile your ladies before they committed such a perverted crime, in public, complete with photographs. Lord, if I'd only had the chance....

    Women Arrested, Accused Of Bathroom Sex In Front Of Children
    Third Woman Photographed Alleged Sex Acts, Police Say

    Two women in Seminole County, Fla., are accused of performing sex acts in front of children at a community pool bathroom while a third woman photographed them, according to a police report.*

    Seminole County sheriff's deputies arrested Emily Hernandez and Johannie Jimenez over the weekend at the Casselberry public bathroom.

    A woman told police that she was walking into the bathroom with her children, and noticed Hernandez and Jimenez naked and apparently performing oral sex. She said another woman was photographing the acts.

    The pregnant mother said she tried to leave the area with her children but the women would not let her leave. She said she was threatened not to call the police.

    Hernandez and Jimenez face lewd and lascivious exhibition charges as well as battery on a pregnant person, false imprisonment of an adult and child under 13 years old.

    While the women were being transported to the Seminole County Jail, an officer said that Hernandez apparently bit Jimenez inside the patrol car, according to the police report.
    I'll bet that poor policeman got the AIDS from her too.





    *The police confiscated all of the photographs and through my connections with the DOF and the local GOP, I have obtained an 8x12 color copy of each and every one of them. All pastors interested in assisting in the study of this foul exhibition can make an appointment with my secretary. Maybe next week.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2006
    • 12414

    #2
    Re: Lesbian Bathroom Sex

    The fact that they are lesbimens and Mexican'ts, well, if they weren't packing pink pistols as members of Dykes Taking Over, I will be mighty shocked.
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    • H. Montague Worthington
      True Christian™ Entrepreneur
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 2716

      #3
      Re: Lesbian Bathroom Sex

      ORAL sex??!??! In a BATHROOM??!?!! With the LIGHTS on??!?!!? What unheard of disgusting things will the homersexual deathstyle come up with next?

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      • Joo
        International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
        Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
        • Jun 2007
        • 831

        #4
        Re: Lesbian Bathroom Sex

        Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
        ORAL sex??!??! In a BATHROOM??!?!! With the LIGHTS on??!?!!? What unheard of disgusting things will the homersexual deathstyle come up with next?
        HOLY F*CK! NO WAI! SRSLY? I MEAN IT'S TOTALLY UNHEARD OF! AM I RITE?

        It's not that uncommon really.

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        • Jew
          Unsaved trash
           
          • Jul 2007
          • 26

          #5
          Re: Lesbian Bathroom Sex

          They wouldnt let the mother leave the bathroom once she walked, in that must have been a little awkward!Her kids were right there and then these two naked girls probably are pulling and holding onto there mother! those kids will be scared for life! I bet they become ridden with Satan and start acting goth or even worse emo!

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78555

            #6
            Re: Lesbian Bathroom Sex

            Originally posted by Joo View Post
            HOLY F*CK! NO WAI! SRSLY? I MEAN IT'S TOTALLY UNHEARD OF! AM I RITE?

            It's not that uncommon really.
            In your sick teenaged fantasies maybe. In God's favorite country (America), wild, crazed lezbianic demons are not a common site in public toilets.

            Take your filth elsewhere boy.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Joo
              International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
              Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
              • Jun 2007
              • 831

              #7
              Re: Lesbian Bathroom Sex

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              In your sick teenaged fantasies maybe. In God's favorite country (America), wild, crazed lezbianic demons are not a common site in public toilets.

              Take your filth elsewhere boy.
              My filth? I wasn't promoting their act, or the one whom even brought it up. In fact YOU were the one whom made this topic about it, so you're the one whom brought this "filth" into discussion.

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              • Sister Noddy
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2007
                • 1843

                #8
                Re: Lesbian Bathroom Sex

                Originally posted by Joo View Post

                My filth? I wasn't promoting their act, or the one whom even brought it up. In fact YOU were the one whom made this topic about it, so you're the one whom brought this "filth" into discussion.
                Might as well accept it, they've got it in for you, Joo ...

                ... come to think of it, they've still got it in for me too ... hahaha

                ... yep, even though we've joined the ranks of membership here, we are still picked on and made fun of by the Godly pastors and brothers

                ... gosh! ... just makes me wanna go hmmmm
                1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


                1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                • Joo
                  International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
                  Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                  • Jun 2007
                  • 831

                  #9
                  Re: Lesbian Bathroom Sex

                  I always knew they would have it in for me, and don't expect any different. Unless I convert into a True Christian that's how it will be, and that's alright with me. Though I wonder why they have it in for you if you area Tither...but then again you aren't a True Christian by their standards...are you?

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                  • Sister Noddy
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2007
                    • 1843

                    #10
                    Re: Lesbian Bathroom Sex

                    Originally posted by Joo View Post

                    I always knew they would have it in for me, and don't expect any different. Unless I convert into a True Christian that's how it will be, and that's alright with me. Though I wonder why they have it in for you if you area Tither...but then again you aren't a True Christian by their standards ... are you?
                    Nope! ... not accepted as a True Christian by their standards ...

                    ... they think the episcopal-anglican church is of the devil, just like cathy-lick

                    ... they think we follow the wrong translation of the Bible which was corrupted by satan centuries ago

                    ... they want me to give up history, centuries-old church tradition, science, evolution, logic, reason and common sense

                    ... no ... not a True Christian in their eyes
                    1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                    1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


                    1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                    Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                    Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                    • Joo
                      International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
                      Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                      • Jun 2007
                      • 831

                      #11
                      Re: Lesbian Bathroom Sex

                      Originally posted by minister noddy View Post
                      Nope! ... not accepted as a True Christian by their standards ...

                      ... they think the episcopal-anglican church is of the devil, just like cathy-lick

                      ... they think we follow the wrong translation of the Bible which was corrupted by satan centuries ago

                      ... they want me to give up history, centuries-old church tradition, science, evolution, logic, reason and common sense

                      ... no ... not a True Christian in their eyes
                      I see.

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                      • Sister Noddy
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2007
                        • 1843

                        #12
                        Re: Lesbian Bathroom Sex

                        Originally posted by Joo View Post

                        I see.
                        Yes ... unfortunate ... but that's the way the cookie crumbles
                        1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                        1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


                        1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                        Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                        Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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