God Sued

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Well I know one lump of eurotrash filth who will have quite an unpleasant conversation with Jesus on Judgement Day. This Polack actually had the temerity to SUE GOD ALMIGHTY!

The day God was taken to court

Bucharest - A Romanian man who sued God for "fraud" and "betrayal of trust" for failing to answer his prayers has had his case dismissed in court, a newspaper reported on Wednesday.

Mircea Pavel, 40, who is serving 20 years in prison for murder, brought charges against "the defendant God, who lives in the heavens and is represented in Romania by the Orthodox Church," the daily Evenimentul Zilei reported.

He accused God of "fraud, betrayal of trust, corruption and influence peddling."

"At my christening, I made a deal with the defendant aimed at freeing me from evil. But the latter has not respected that agreement until now, although he received from me various assets and numerous prayers," Pavel wrote.

The court in Timisoara, in western Romania, dismissed the case, ruling that "God is not subject to law and does not have an address."

And this just goes to prove what I've been saying from the pulpit for years. Those smelly europee-ons are just as far removed from Christ's love as any jungle bunny in the jungles of africa.

God does not hear the prayers of unsaved trash!

God is not subject to any law...He IS the law!

God DOES have an address....It's called HEAVEN!

[Sister Noddy]

Re: God Sued

Well I know one lump of eurotrash filth who will have quite an unpleasant conversation with Jesus on Judgement Day. This Polack actually had the temerity to SUE GOD ALMIGHTY!

And this just goes to prove what I've been saying from the pulpit for years. Those smelly europee-ons are just as far removed from Christ's love as any jungle bunny in the jungles of africa.

Hmmm, yes Pastor, I have a question: does this mean that because of this one guy, now all eurotrash are cut off from Christ's love and going to hell when they die? --- or maybe just Romanians?

--- are Romanians the same as Polacks? hmmm

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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Ha ha! Someone tried to sue a deity? That's rich.

[Brother Temperance]

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Why am I so unsurprised that this atheist is a murderer? Are there any Godless Romaniacks left who aren't serving 20 years for murder?

[SinisterPizza]

Re: God Sued

Mircea Pavel, 40, who is serving 20 years in prison for murder, brought charges against "the defendant God

I'm assuming he killed something other than a witch, an adulterer, or a 'sodomite' then?

What on earth was he hoping the settlement to be? lol

[Jew]

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How do you sue something that isnt alive? And has no money or monetary possessions?

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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How do you sue something that isnt alive? And has no money or monetary possessions?

You just do, that's how.

No seriously that's the only logic there can be to it, if it doesn't make sense just dive in head first and maybe it'll happen.

[Brother Temperance]

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How do you sue something that isnt alive? And has no money or monetary possessions?

What's this Nietzschean claptrap you're jabbering about now? You Jews may have killed Christ for a few days, but He is very much alive now. And He does indeed have money, although not as much money as He should, thanks to cheap yids like you who refuse to tithe properly!