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  • Another Breastmilk Assault!

    Welcome to Obama's America, where feminazis are free to assault prison guards with their breastmilk. At Landover Baptist Church, we have long held that breastfeeding is a dangerous, perverted gateway sin, not to mention a disgusting public spectacle. Now it turns out to be a weapon of mass destruction!

    Woman charged in breast milk assault on jailer

    OWENSBORO, Ky. – A woman in jail for public intoxication was accused of assaulting a jailer by squirting breast milk at her. WYMT-TV reported that a 31-year-old woman was arrested Thursday on a misdemeanor charge of public intoxication. But as she was changing into an inmate uniform, she squirted breast milk into the face of a female deputy who was with her.

    The woman now faces a felony charge of third degree assault on a police officer. Her bond was set at $10,000.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    Re: Another Breastmilk Assault!

    Goodness!

    I was working at the jail today (helping ID some recovered electronics) and it never occured to me I might have been assualted with some hepatitus infected breastmilk from some unSaved trash harlot incarcerated there.

    Thanks for this timely warning, Pastor, I will continue to help law enforcement, but I shall not take unGodly chances with my well being either.
    Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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    • #3
      Re: Another Breastmilk Assault!

      If that kind of assault could happen at a prison, it could happen anywhere. This is why I don't think that women should be able to breast feed in public. Think of the risks.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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