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  • Jesus Kills Japs At Family Funeral

    It seems pretty clear that Jesus is in a hurry to clear out some slants. He wiped out a small batch of them HERE.

    Lightning kills five at funeral

    LIGHTNING killed five mourners attending a Chinese funeral, communist God hating state media said today.

    Lightning struck a shack a villager had built to hold Friday's wake for his dead wife in the eastern province of Jiangsu.

    Three mourners were killed outright, 16 were injured and two died later in hospital, the Shanghai Daily said.

    The victims were two middle-aged women, two 14-year-old boys and a four-year-old child, it added.

    Lightning strikes killed 2,403 people across the country up to July this year - equivalent to the entire total in 2006 - the paper said, citing the China Meteorological Administration.
    Thank you Jesus!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    Re: Jesus Kills Japs At Family Funeral

    Serves them right! They go singing and lighting candles in a place where God, using American airforce, knocked them out 62 years ago.
    The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
    Exodus 15:3

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      Re: Jesus Kills Japs At Family Funeral

      Those mourners clearly missed the deceased, so Jesus in His infinite compassion and mercy allowed them to join her in hell.
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      • #4
        Re: Jesus Kills Japs At Family Funeral

        Originally posted by More Saved Than Thou View Post

        Those mourners clearly missed the deceased, so Jesus in His infinite compassion and mercy allowed them to join her in hell.
        Of course, Jesus in his infinite mercy would know that families should stick together ...
        1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
        1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


        1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

        Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
        Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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