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  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 13050
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    So What's Next? A Jesus Meter?

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    My friend, Mayor of Lancaster, CA, R. Rex Parris, hosts Pastors who pray to Jesus Christ before every City Council meeting. Well, almost every meeting. Once in a while he rotates in some ding-bat cult for a prayer.

    Well, now the Godless ACLU is considering taking him to court, saying that there are "too many" references to Jesus in the prayers. It would be OK to have prayers, says ACLU, if they are evenly divided among all the religions of the City.

    How many references to Jesus, may I ask, are "too many"? Is the ACLU going to hold up a Jesus Meter at every meeting that scores the number of times Jesus is mentioned? "We find a score of 10 per month unacceptable. More acceptable would be eight," is apparently how they intend to regulate praying to the most holy person is the history of mankind.

    I'm happy to report that if the Jesus Meter were turned on at our Freehold City Council meetings, it would blow up.
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: So What's Next? A Jesus Meter?

      We've been working on something along those lines...

      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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