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    Satan's goal gives Boston win.

    Horrible news, friends.



    Satan scored a power-play goal after Buffalo was called for having too many men on the ice in the second extra period, and the Bruins beat the Sabres 3-2 at 27:41 of overtime on Wednesday night to take a 3-1 lead in the first-round series.
    ''Finally, it's over,'' said an exhausted Satan, who was stopped by Olympic MVP Ryan Miller in the first overtime on what seemed like such a sure goal that the scoreboard operator even sounded the horn. ''We have a 3-1 lead, so it's a little more breathing space, but the whole series has been good hockey from both sides and great goaltending, and we know that's not going to change.''
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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    Re: Satan's goal gives Boston win.

    Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
    Horrible news, friends.
    What is Satan doing out of Iceland, I guess Boston would be the second likeliest place to show up...
    Doing the Lord's work for His favorite country!


    2 Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."

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      Re: Satan's goal gives Boston win.

      It's worse, he's from Slovakia!
      Matthew:
      5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
      5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
      10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
      10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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        Re: Satan's goal gives Boston win.

        Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
        It's worse, he's from Slovakia!
        Any Sport in which the Slovakian eskimo Satan AND the anti-Christ can hoist the trophy is a sport I'll steer clear of!





        Doing the Lord's work for His favorite country!


        2 Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."

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