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    Witchcraft Used to Win Millions In Lottery!

    THIS case should put to rest any notion by our brethren that wasting your money on lottery tickets provides you with a chance at wealth. As I have said countless times from the pulpit, instead of buying lottery tickets, you should be sending that money to Jesus as a love offering! Only HE can make you rich! Glory!!

    Wicca teacher claims 1 Mega ticket

    NOTTINGHAM, Md. - Elwood "Bunky" Bartlett says a New Age book store made it possible for him to become an overnight multimillionaire.

    He and his wife, Denise, were on their way to the shop where he occasionally teaches Wicca and Reiki (RAY'kee) healing when they stopped at a liquor store and bought two $5 Mega Millions tickets for Friday night's estimated $330 million jackpot. On Sunday, he said one ticket was a winner.

    "If it wasn't for this place I wouldn't have won the lottery," Bartlett said Sunday at Mystickal Voyage, the New Age shop.

    Bartlett, an accountant from Dundalk, said he made a bargain with the multiple gods associated with his Wiccan beliefs: "You let me win the lottery and I'll teach." Both tickets he purchased had numbers chosen randomly from the computer.
    I shudder to think what dark purposes this degenerate witch has in mind with all that money.

    Which rightfully belongs to Jesus, by the way...
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
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    Re: Witchcraft Used to Win Millions In Lottery!

    I was about to post that! Obviously this sinners gambling addiction was satiated by Satan. I guess now he can emulate the whore Angelina Jolie and buy babies to sacrifice instead of stealing them.
    He can afford all the cat heads he can throw now. Filthy obese scumbag.
    I can't even bring myself to pray for this fatbody. He does need to be contacted about a modest 30% tithe to the church however. I can see no reason why he shouldn't share that money with us so that at least SOME of it could go toward a good cause.
    Honestly, all I see him buying is Big Macs, Niggra hookers, Satanic paraphernalia and tankers full of blood for his Devil worshipping ceremonies.
    God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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      Re: Witchcraft Used to Win Millions In Lottery!

      How dare this fat retarded Reiki-fakey incense-burning aroma-therapagan steal all that money from Jesus' favourite followers. I'm so angry I've turned green.
      The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
      Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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