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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552

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    Dago Cuts Off His Sin

    Well Praise Jesus there is apparantly one greasy stinking spanish dago who has done the right thing. THIS boy won't be bringing any more mary worshipers into the world, and who knows what other vile sin he has avoided!


    Man cuts off his tallywacker ‘to stop him sinning’

    SALAMANCA, SPAIN – A man cut off his own p*nis and threw it in a toilet ‘so he would stop sinning’.

    The 30-year-old was recovering in the Hospital Clinico Universitario in Salamanca in western Spain.

    Doctors said his condition was ‘stable’ and he was not in danger of losing his life.

    The man, from Salamanca, cut off his p*nis with a knife on Thursday morning.

    The local newspaper La Gaceta reported when relatives called emergency services, he told ambulance workers he did it “so would not sin any more”.

    A relative found the man, who has not been named, in the house where they lived in the city and raised the alarm.

    He was bleeding heavily.

    The newspaper said it was not known if the man’s penis could be sewn back.


    I wish more darkies would follow his lead.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
    Senior Pastor
    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
    Always Biblically correct
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 10639

    #2
    Re: Dago Cuts Off His Sin

    You mean he stopped worshiping the death cookie long enough to find out what Jesus wants in that situation? Praise!
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    • SalvationSeeker
      True Christian™ Theologian
      Forum Member
      • Sep 2006
      • 3892

      #3
      Re: Dago Cuts Off His Sin

      The newspaper said it was not known if the man’s penis could be sewn back.
      I find it sick how they can't respect his wishes to stop sinning and try to put it back..
      That's liberalism for you, you're free to sin and blaspheme God and disobey Him, but not allown to honor Him, His teachings and/or obey Him!
      That they try to force him back into sin.. Can there really be any dobut that the world is controlled by satan?!

      For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: And there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men:
      And there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.
      Matthew 19:12
      If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
      A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
      Proverbs 9:12-13

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