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This kind of thing can only come from third-world countries, where God is utterly unknown. It looks to me like the eurotrash communist welfare state is finally about to collapse upon itself.
Well sir, Jesus will be laughing as He tosses your slimy carcass into the fiery pits of hell!
What won't these joos think up next, just to earn a shiny penny?
Abducted by aliens? Call now for compensation
BERLIN (Reuters) - A German lawyer hopes to drum up more business by pursuing state compensation claims for people who believe they were abducted by aliens.
"There's quite obviously demand for legal advice here," Jens Lorek told Reuters by telephone on Thursday. "The trouble is, people are afraid of making fools of themselves in court."
Lorek, a lawyer based in the eastern city of Dresden who specializes in social and labor law, said he hoped to expand his client base by taking on the unusual work.
He has yet to win any abduction claims, but says there are plenty of potential clients, noting that extra-terrestrial watchdogs report scores of alien assaults every year.
"These people could appeal for therapies or cures," he said.
Lorek, 41, is pinning his hopes for success on a German law which grants kidnap victims the right to state compensation.
Asked if he was worried he might look ridiculous by seeking justice for clients haunted by aliens, Lorek was unfazed.
"Nobody has laughed about it up until now."
BERLIN (Reuters) - A German lawyer hopes to drum up more business by pursuing state compensation claims for people who believe they were abducted by aliens.
"There's quite obviously demand for legal advice here," Jens Lorek told Reuters by telephone on Thursday. "The trouble is, people are afraid of making fools of themselves in court."
Lorek, a lawyer based in the eastern city of Dresden who specializes in social and labor law, said he hoped to expand his client base by taking on the unusual work.
He has yet to win any abduction claims, but says there are plenty of potential clients, noting that extra-terrestrial watchdogs report scores of alien assaults every year.
"These people could appeal for therapies or cures," he said.
Lorek, 41, is pinning his hopes for success on a German law which grants kidnap victims the right to state compensation.
Asked if he was worried he might look ridiculous by seeking justice for clients haunted by aliens, Lorek was unfazed.
"Nobody has laughed about it up until now."
What won't these joos think up next, just to earn a shiny penny?
?! Isn't it clear as day that they are just tools that Satan uses to try to draw us away from the Flock(c)? It is unfortunate that these jews are trying to USE satan to make money -- how low will they go for their almighty coin? I can't wait until Judgement Day when they will be standing there with their money bags and Jesus starts Kicking Ass(tm) just like in the old days! Hopefully God is reserving enough room in the lowest pits of Hell for these people who make money off of Satan's ruses.
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