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  • eliot mayfield
    God Squad
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 9324

    #1

    Lidl, a Godly supermarket.

    This is a great idea.
    The supermarket chain makes women wear headbands when they are unclean so Christians can avoid them. Praise be!


    19": And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even.

    "20": And every thing that she lieth upon in her separation shall be unclean: every thing also that she sitteth upon shall be unclean.

    "21": And whosoever toucheth her bed shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.

    "22": And whosoever toucheth any thing that she sat upon shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.

    "23": And if it be on her bed, or on any thing whereon she sitteth, when he toucheth it, he shall be unclean until the even.

    "24": And if any man lie with her at all, and her flowers be upon him, he shall be unclean seven days; and all the bed whereon he lieth shall be unclean.

    "25": And if a woman have an issue of her blood many days out of the time of her separation, or if it run beyond the time of her separation; all the days of the issue of her uncleanness shall be as the days of her separation: she shall be unclean.

    "26": Every bed whereon she lieth all the days of her issue shall be unto her as the bed of her separation: and whatsoever she sitteth upon shall be unclean, as the uncleanness of her separation.

    "27": And whosoever toucheth those things shall be unclean, and shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.

    "28": But if she be cleansed of her issue, then she shall number to herself seven days, and after that she shall be clean.

    "29": And on the eighth day she shall take unto her two turtles, or two young pigeons, and bring them unto the priest, to the door of the tabernacle of the congregation.

    "30": And the priest shall offer the one for a sin offering, and the other for a burnt offering; and the priest shall make an atonement for her before the LORD for the issue of her uncleanness.


    Leviticus, chapter 15
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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  • tommy
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Oct 2006
    • 392

    #2
    Re: Lidl, a Godly supermarket.

    Who wants to buy crappy german exports?
    The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
    Exodus 15:3

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    • SUV
      True Christian™ Princess
      The Driving Force behind RA12
      Have at it, anytime!
      • Sep 2006
      • 11027

      #3
      Re: Lidl, a Godly supermarket.

      Jesus the CHRIST! There's that Brother Tommy, who used to be altogether cute as a beagle hound and who has now turned into whatever the True Christian Word is for va-va-va-VOOM!

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