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Before Harry Potter witchcraft fad, there was another Hollywood attempt at recruiting America's youth for satan: The Wizard of Oz.
Most of you have never seen it, but in many ways it was even worse than Harry Potter. It features besiality, midgets and mystical witch chants ("follow the yellow brick road!") Millions were lost to satan because of this film.
I am pleased to report that Jesus, in His mercy, has seen fit to destroy a small town in upstate New York that has a coven of old witches who were holding a festival to celebrate this sinful movie. Anyone thinking about holding such a festival in the future had better think again!
Most of you have never seen it, but in many ways it was even worse than Harry Potter. It features besiality, midgets and mystical witch chants ("follow the yellow brick road!") Millions were lost to satan because of this film.
I am pleased to report that Jesus, in His mercy, has seen fit to destroy a small town in upstate New York that has a coven of old witches who were holding a festival to celebrate this sinful movie. Anyone thinking about holding such a festival in the future had better think again!
Tornado Rips Through Park - Oz-Stravaganza! Forced To Close For Safety
This morning a tornado ripped through the main vendor area for Oz-Stravaganza!, taking down many tents and forcing the festival to come to an early close. At the time of this post, there have been no identified injuries.
Munchkin autograph opportunities have been moved to the American Legion on Legion Drive, in Chittenango. The munchkins will be available to sign autographs there from 1PM until 5PM. However, another key event for the weekend, Emerald City Idol, is in the process of being rescheduled for a later date. All other events have been cancelled. All vendors have closed and are leaving the park.
"We were looking up at the clouds, and one cloud looked very strange. Then we
realized what we were seeing was debris flying in the funnel of a tornado. We held down the back of our tent, or it would have flown away like the others."
- Anonymous Vendor
This morning a tornado ripped through the main vendor area for Oz-Stravaganza!, taking down many tents and forcing the festival to come to an early close. At the time of this post, there have been no identified injuries.
Munchkin autograph opportunities have been moved to the American Legion on Legion Drive, in Chittenango. The munchkins will be available to sign autographs there from 1PM until 5PM. However, another key event for the weekend, Emerald City Idol, is in the process of being rescheduled for a later date. All other events have been cancelled. All vendors have closed and are leaving the park.
"We were looking up at the clouds, and one cloud looked very strange. Then we
realized what we were seeing was debris flying in the funnel of a tornado. We held down the back of our tent, or it would have flown away like the others."
- Anonymous Vendor
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