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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #1

    Fornication 101

    Brothers and Sisters, THIS is a serious situation. I turns out that fornication, sodomy and various forms of perversion are not only being taught but actively promoted at secular universities all across our Godly nation! I'm talking about LIVE DEMONSTRATIONS and HOT GROUP ACTION! Read on, if you are strong with Christ.

    Sex series gets cooled, but just by a degree

    The University of Northern Colorado housing department director threw cold water -- but just a splash -- on a steamy series of sex-oriented talks and games this week at Harrison Hall.

    The nixing of Saturday's sex-toy slumber party, which was advertised as being for girls only, takes some of the momentum out of "A Week of Hot Sex," as the five-part (now four) series is billed on signs in the residence hall. It started Monday night in the Harrison lobby with a 30-minute session of massage techniques led by a certified therapist.

    Joshua Roth, a freshman who lives in Harrison, attended the massage session along with about 30 other students. He planned to go to other events, including an oral sex workshop today and condom bingo on Sunday.

    "I think it's awesome," Roth said. "I think it's a great way to promote safe, fun and consensual sex."

    He said he learned "cool" and "safe" techniques at Monday's session. "It's just a very honest educational program."

    Specifically, the Saturday program to be hosted by Slumber Parties Inc., a national company that sets up parties where sex toys are displayed and sold, gave him pause.

    "We probably should have given a little bit better guidance on the slumber party and the no-boys-allowed piece. It's not in line with what I feel ... is appropriate for programming for students," Guzmán said. "It's not a conservative view. I don't think any group should be excluded, and I don't think we should invite a corporation to come in and solicit a product to students."

    As for the oral sex workshop, a talk with hall staff satisfied him that the sessions -- teased in a flier as "Want to know exactly how to make it feel great? Get practice at the oral sex workshop" -- would include instruction about using condoms and dental dams as health precautions.

    The series was not advertised on fliers at the University Center, but it's been listed in event calendars circulated to students.

    Aside from the sex-toy party, the programming is fairly typical, Guzmán said. "The other stuff -- I have been in higher education as an administrator of housing for about 15 years -- and at every institution I've worked at, yes, it's pretty common."

    Jordan Callier, a graduate assistant in the Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender Resource Office at UNC, said his office supplied condoms, dental dams and information about HIV and other sexually transmitted diseases to the Harrison staff. With HIV cases on the rise in the region's gay community, he said, programs such as the dorm's are helpful.

    "They're being blunt about the topics and I think that's great," Callier said. "A lot of times these programs beat around the bush and they don't cut to the chase. ... They wanted to be edgier."
    I'll tell you what, Jesus is going to "get edgier" on these fornicators and queers once He gets His loving hands on them. The eternal torments of hell will teach them what they should know: Don't Cross Jesus!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Mr. Jingles
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Aug 2007
    • 574

    #2
    Re: Fornication 101

    This perverted sex series was undoubtedly funded by a grant from Sen. Hillary Clinton.

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    • Brother Temperance
      Senior Usher
      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
      A very nice young man
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15621

      #3
      Re: Fornication 101

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Brothers and Sisters, THIS is a serious situation. I turns out that fornication, sodomy and various forms of perversion are not only being taught but actively promoted at secular universities all across our Godly nation! I'm talking about LIVE DEMONSTRATIONS and HOT GROUP ACTION! Read on, if you are strong with Christ.

      I'll tell you what, Jesus is going to "get edgier" on these fornicators and queers once He gets His loving hands on them. The eternal torments of hell will teach them what they should know: Don't Cross Jesus!
      "I think it's awesome," Roth said. "I think it's a great way to promote safe, fun and consensual sex."
      Typical far-left feminist propaganda. What's all this "consensual" nonsense about? Also, this sentence made me do a serious double-take:
      Jordan Callier, a graduate assistant in the Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender Resource Office at UNC, said his office supplied... sexually transmitted diseases to the Harrison staff.
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • Marshall
        Righteous and Patriotic
        Highest body count at the VFW
        True Christian™
        • Oct 2006
        • 3322

        #4
        Re: Fornication 101

        Sex ed is an abomination as it is. THIS goes beyond the pale however.
        God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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        • Deaner
          Christ's Love Messenger
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 5932

          #5
          Re: Fornication 101

          With HIV cases on the rise in the region's gay community, he said, programs such as the dorm's are helpful.
          What the hell kind of statement is that? They've already got HIV and they're going to teach them how to have more sex? How is that helping??

          What kind of program do they have for next month; are they gonna teach darkies how to make lounge chairs?

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          • Marshall
            Righteous and Patriotic
            Highest body count at the VFW
            True Christian™
            • Oct 2006
            • 3322

            #6
            Re: Fornication 101

            Probably tapdance classes at Rutgers.
            God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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            • Rachael Van Helsing
              HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
              • Sep 2006
              • 5131

              #7
              Re: Fornication 101

              Sex education is extremely important. Do you guys honestly think that 'abstinence only' will make the problem go away? All that does is teach parents to bury their heads in the sand, and thus, they should prepare to being young grandparents and having children with STD's.

              Teaching kids not to have sex isn't going to stop them. If anything, it'll make them want to do it more. And in not teaching them proper safe sex, that's inviting a whole lot of problems that could be easily avoided by proper teaching.
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              Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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              • Nobar King
                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                Christ's Guardian
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2007
                • 23748

                #8
                Re: Fornication 101

                Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                Do you guys honestly think that 'abstinence only' will make the problem go away?
                That's the point - these kids shouldn't be having sex before marriage. Abstinance is the best way to prevent STDs. Why shouldn't parents be promoting that? You should know that, RVH, or is the syphillis affecting your brain?
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78555

                  #9
                  Re: Fornication 101

                  Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                  That's the point - these kids shouldn't be having sex before marriage. Abstinance is the best way to prevent STDs. Why shouldn't parents be promoting that? You should know that, RVH, or is the syphillis affecting your brain?
                  Save your breath friend. VanHellbound is one of these liebral harlot types who lives in an upside down world, where fornicating is "good" and sodomy "prevents" the AIDS. God hates pleasure, never forget that!
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • eliot mayfield
                    God Squad
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 9324

                    #10
                    Re: Fornication 101

                    This is disgusting.
                    Matthew:
                    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                    • Brother Temperance
                      Senior Usher
                      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                      A very nice young man
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15621

                      #11
                      Re: Fornication 101

                      Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                      Sex education is extremely important. Do you guys honestly think that 'abstinence only' will make the problem go away?
                      Um, yes. Do you really think that, if everyone abstained from sex, STDs wouldn't go away?
                      All that does is teach parents to bury their heads in the sand...
                      We teach parents to bury their heads in the sand, you want to teach young kids to bury their heads in the laps of Catholic priests. I know which option Jesus prefers.

                      Teaching kids not to have sex isn't going to stop them. If anything, it'll make them want to do it more.
                      So by your logic, we should be showing Yellow Heathen Popish Schoolgirl Tentacle Fest IV in kindergartens across the land, and that'd be the final solution to the fornication problem?
                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                      • Rachael Van Helsing
                        HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 5131

                        #12
                        Re: Fornication 101

                        Originally posted by Brother Temperament View Post
                        Um, yes. Do you really think that, if everyone abstained from sex, STDs wouldn't go away?
                        The point is that teaching them to abstain won't make them abstain. Human nature doesn't work that way.

                        We teach parents to bury their heads in the sand, you want to teach young kids to bury their heads in the laps of Catholic priests. I know which option Jesus prefers.
                        No, I'm in favor of teens being taught proper sex education so that if and when they do choose to become sexually active, they do so in a safe manner.

                        So by your logic, we should be showing Yellow Heathen Popish Schoolgirl Tentacle Fest IV in kindergartens across the land, and that'd be the final solution to the fornication problem?
                        Ok, I have to know. What on Earth is your weird obsession with women getting intimate with tentacles??
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                        Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                        • Brother Temperance
                          Senior Usher
                          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                          A very nice young man
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 15621

                          #13
                          Re: Fornication 101

                          Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                          The point is that teaching them to abstain won't make them abstain. Human nature doesn't work that way.
                          So what will make them abstain? Is this going to turn into another of your endless attempts to persuade us to vote for Hellary in '08, so she can start implementing the Solanas/Bobbit agenda for America?
                          No, I'm in favor of teens being taught proper sex education so that if and when they do choose to become sexually active, they do so in a safe manner.
                          I do hope that, by "a safe manner", you mean "the confines of a Church-sanctioned marriage bed". That's the only manner that is safe from Jesus' wrath, after all.

                          Ok, I have to know. What on Earth is your weird obsession with women getting intimate with tentacles??
                          You're accusing me of being obsessed with unnatural relations between women and heathen Shinto tentaclebeasts? I'm not the one who wants to broadcast them to preschoolers.
                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                          • Rachael Van Helsing
                            HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 5131

                            #14
                            Re: Fornication 101

                            Originally posted by Brother Temperament View Post
                            So what will make them abstain? Is this going to turn into another of your endless attempts to persuade us to vote for Hellary in '08, so she can start implementing the Solanas/Bobbit agenda for America?
                            I'd actually prefer Obama to Hillary Clinton. I mean, I'm all for girlpower but there's much about Hillary that I just don't like.

                            As to what will make them abstain, the only thing that would really do that would be solitary confinement. Face it, human beings as a species have basic urges. Food, water, sleep and sex. It's just natural, it's just biology.

                            I do hope that, by "a safe manner", you mean "the confines of a Church-sanctioned marriage bed". That's the only manner that is safe from Jesus' wrath, after all.
                            No, I mean using proper safety methods, like contraceptive etc to guard against STD's and pregnancy. Hey, I'm all for waiting until marriage if that's what people choose to do, but that's what it should be, a choice, not enforced.

                            You're accusing me of being obsessed with unnatural relations between women and heathen Shinto tentaclebeasts? I'm not the one who wants to broadcast them to preschoolers.
                            Show me even one post of mine where I said that.
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                            Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                            • Brother Temperance
                              Senior Usher
                              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                              A very nice young man
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 15621

                              #15
                              Re: Fornication 101

                              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                              I'd actually prefer Obama to Hillary Clinton.
                              Friend, just because this thread is titled "Fornication 101" does NOT mean you can just start listing your top 10 Demonrat sexual fantasies!
                              No, I mean using proper safety methods, like contraceptive etc to guard against STD's and pregnancy.
                              And how exactly do contraceptives keep you safe from the Lord's wrath? Think about it, you silly girl!

                              Show me even one post of mine where I said that.
                              Ok, how about:
                              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                              No, I'm in favor of teens being taught proper sex education so that if and when they do choose to become sexually active, they do so in a safe manner.
                              We all know what "proper sex education" means. And judging by the standards of the youth of today, there must be a considerable minority of teens who are still in kindergarten. The Jabber Masher for one.
                              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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