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  • Pastor Rune Enoe
    Apostle of the North
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 11680

    #1

    Why Muslims suck!

    Brethren & Sistren

    One of the more sensible aspects of Islam is that it doesn't allow their women to meet men outside her nearest family - thus effectively keeping them inside the kitchen. However a fatwa from one of Sunni Islam's most prestigious institutions, the Al-Azhar University, is about to change this:


    Egypt: Fatwa allows breast-feeding among adults (Jerusalem Post)

    Ezzat Attiya had issued a fatwa, or religious edict, saying adult men could breast-feed from female work colleagues as a way to avoid breaking Islamic rules that forbid men and women from being alone together.

    In Islamic tradition, breast-feeding establishes a degree of maternal relation, even if a woman nurses a child who is not biologically hers. It means the child could not marry the nursing woman’s biological children.

    Attiya - the head of Al-Azhar’s Department of Hadith, or teachings of the Prophet Muhammad - insisted the same would apply with adults. He argued that if a man nursed from a co-worker, it would establish a family bond between them and allow the two to work side-by-side without raising suspicion of an illicit sexual relation.



    The last part is the worst. I can envision thousands of sweaty, unshaved Musselmaniacs slobbering over their female co-workers' unveiled bosoms, in order NOT to "raise suspicion of an illicit sexual relation."
    A wise man’s heart inclines him to the right, but a fool’s heart to the left. (Ecclesiastes 10:2)
  • Abdul-Khaaliq
    Deranged moon-worshipping terrorist.
    • Feb 2007
    • 81

    #2
    Re: Why Muslims suck!

    Pastor Danish, Peace be upon you.

    It has been a long-time accepted fact within my own community that we may do this thing with Women.

    It was only on my coming to America for work that I found I could no longer do this very enjoyable thing.
    Is there nowhere in your Holy Bible that allows milk to be drawn from a Female Work Colleague?
    How behind the times are you people?

    I can think of many Landover Ladies I would indeed like to suckle from

    It puts a new meaning to Cow-orker.

    Blessings of Allah be with you.
    Peace be upon Allah.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78555

      #3
      Re: Why Muslims suck!

      Oh sweet JESUS!

      That is just revolting. No wonder the best they can do is blow themselves up.

      And as we all know, breastfeeding IS a gateway sin. All that sucking only tightens the hold satan has on these filthy mudslimes.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • eliot mayfield
        God Squad
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 9324

        #4
        Re: Why Muslims suck!

        Don't you even think about a Christian woman like that. This is why we're in the middle-east seperating as many towels and heads as possible! May you be in pieces, not peace!
        Matthew:
        5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
        5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
        10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
        10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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        • Pastor Rune Enoe
          Apostle of the North
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 11680

          #5
          Re: Why Muslims suck!

          Originally posted by Abdul-Khaaliq View Post
          I can think of many Landover Ladies I would indeed like to suckle from
          Hold it right there, Abdul-Abulbul Amir. The Bible tells us to constantly let our wives' breasts satisfy us.

          Proverbs 5:18 Let thy fountain be blessed: and rejoice with the wife of thy youth.
          Proverbs 5:19 Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times ; and be thou ravished always with her love.

          The operative word being "the wife of thy youth" (Yes, I know it's five words if you really want to be pedantic about it) - the point is that you should keep your greasy hands off our True Christian™ women.

          I'm sure you can sustain on canned camel milk until you're reunited with your own wife.
          A wise man’s heart inclines him to the right, but a fool’s heart to the left. (Ecclesiastes 10:2)

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          • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
            Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
             
            • Jun 2007
            • 6572

            #6
            Re: Why Muslims suck!

            I forwarded this to Brother Trent, asking for his input, but it seems one of his co-workers answered instead. I don't think I need to repost the email, you all trust me.

            I mean, I'm sure brother Trent is educated enough that he doesn't need to ask if black women's breasts produce chocolate milk.
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            • John Smith
              Unsaved trash
              • Nov 2006
              • 127

              #7
              Re: Why Muslims suck!

              Islam is peaceful and often misunderstood if we would allow the muslims a little understanding instead of always insulting them with our culture they would react with kindness
              this site should be removed because it offends those who choose to have alternative lifestyles and beliefs and that is wrong and discriminatory and i know discrimination when i see it

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              • Pastor Al E Pistle
                Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 9323

                #8
                Re: Why Muslims suck!

                Originally posted by John Smith View Post
                Islam is peaceful and often misunderstood if we would allow the muslims a little understanding instead of always insulting them with our culture they would react with kindness
                I agree. I believe we ought to reach out to the muslim world with an olive branch.....painted on each of ten thousand MIRV nukes.
                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                • John Smith
                  Unsaved trash
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 127

                  #9
                  Re: Why Muslims suck!

                  that was the saddest thing i have read in weeks

                  you cannot hug with nuclear arms
                  this site should be removed because it offends those who choose to have alternative lifestyles and beliefs and that is wrong and discriminatory and i know discrimination when i see it

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                  • Seeker
                    Thank you Pastor Pistle!
                    Forum Member
                    • Aug 2007
                    • 966

                    #10
                    Re: Why Muslims suck!

                    Originally posted by John Smith View Post
                    Islam is peaceful and often misunderstood if we would allow the muslims a little understanding instead of always insulting them with our culture they would react with kindness
                    Insulting them with our culture????????? Please fly back to the land you was conceived and stay away from godly ground. (meaning mudslime)

                    We can blow up sh*t way better than they can. We have already proved that.

                    If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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                    • Seeker
                      Thank you Pastor Pistle!
                      Forum Member
                      • Aug 2007
                      • 966

                      #11
                      Re: Why Muslims suck!

                      Originally posted by John Smith View Post
                      that was the saddest thing i have read in weeks

                      you cannot hug with nuclear arms
                      Are you a mormon?

                      If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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                      • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
                        Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
                         
                        • Jun 2007
                        • 6572

                        #12
                        Re: Why Muslims suck!

                        Originally posted by John Smith View Post
                        you cannot hug with nuclear arms
                        Strangely, I find myself agreeing with the moonbat. What effect would nukes have on all the oil? We don't know. The only tried-and-tested way of solving problems such as those faced by post 9-11 America is the gas chamber.
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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78555

                          #13
                          Re: Why Muslims suck!

                          Originally posted by John Smith View Post
                          that was the saddest thing i have read in weeks

                          you cannot hug with nuclear arms
                          I don't know what this queer is talking about. You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd either. What does that have to do with mudslime scum terrorist enemies of Christ?
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Brother Guy Bayard
                            Anvil of the Antipodes
                            True Christian™
                            • Jul 2007
                            • 1271

                            #14
                            Re: Why Muslims suck!

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            I don't know what this queer is talking about. You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd either. What does that have to do with mudslime scum terrorist enemies of Christ?

                            Its quite obvious this piece of woodstock trash has been eating brown acid
                            The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
                            Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78555

                              #15
                              Re: Why Muslims suck!

                              And they still suck, Amen!
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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