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    I have returned safely!

    After my recent visit to Switzerland, I want to report that I have made it back safely and without incarceration. This latest mission was paid for in the interests of improving Creation Science in view of the world to expose evolution for the fraud that it is. Despite the rumors, I was nowhere near any archaeological digs on this trip and have several air-tight alibis. What I want to make clear is that while on this trip, I called several times, demanding to see the so-called "fossil" that supposedly didn't contain human footprints, but to no avail. The reason for this is obvious: they never had a fossil to begin with, and were just holding the world hostage for a Lie for their father Satan. It's sickening!

    For those that were awaiting my arrival, I apologize for the security escort that ran me directly to the Bank of Landover's vault. I would love to spend more time with the public, but I had dire need of meeting with a pastor.
    Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"
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    Re: I have returned safely!

    Welcome back, Brother! Job well done.

    And thanks for that, um.....coo-coo clock that you brought back.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      Re: I have returned safely!

      I sure hope the audience congregation appreciates the new fixation above the cross behind the pulpit tomorrow: a full-sized, 100% accurate "replica" of the fossil!
      Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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