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  • eliot mayfield
    God Squad
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 9324

    #1

    NEWS FLASH GORE WON NOBEL PRIZE MAY RUN FOR PRESIDENT

    The title says it all. I am too broke up to say more at the moment.
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552

    #2
    Re: NEWS FLASH GORE WON NOBEL PRIZE MAY RUN FOR PRESIDENT

    Well all that means is that satan is dancing for joy at the prospect of Al Gore being elected King of the World and acting as his dark master's mouthpiece.

    Thank Christ we got GWB in 2000 is all I can say. Jesus obviously knew this would happen.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Brother Temperance
      Senior Usher
      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
      A very nice young man
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15621

      #3
      Re: NEWS FLASH GORE WON NOBEL PRIZE MAY RUN FOR PRESIDENT

      Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
      The title says it all. I am too broke up to say more at the moment.
      I've got something to say: NUKE SWEDEN!
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • Brother Guy Bayard
        Anvil of the Antipodes
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2007
        • 1271

        #4
        Re: NEWS FLASH GORE WON NOBEL PRIZE MAY RUN FOR PRESIDENT

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Well all that means is that satan is dancing for joy at the prospect of Al Gore being elected King of the World and acting as his dark master's mouthpiece.

        Thank Christ we got GWB in 2000 is all I can say. Jesus obviously knew this would happen.
        He won't possibly be able to undo all that our magnificent GWB has accomplished. Not if he stayed in for 4 terms. Just surviving, sorry, I mean seeing out 1 term will be a task in itself.
        We have nothing to fear. GWB has created a political legacy that will endure for generations, Praise be to Jesus.
        The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
        Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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        • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
          Scientific Advisor
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 2373

          #5
          Re: NEWS FLASH GORE WON NOBEL PRIZE MAY RUN FOR PRESIDENT

          Personally I want all of the votes re-tallied. How he came out ahead of George W. Bush or even Mr. Limbaugh is a mystery to me, and smacks of fraud. How much more of this can we, the American people, take?
          Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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          • SalvationSeeker
            True Christian™ Theologian
            Forum Member
            • Sep 2006
            • 3892

            #6
            Re: NEWS FLASH GORE WON NOBEL PRIZE MAY RUN FOR PRESIDENT

            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
            I've got something to say: NUKE SWEDEN!
            Interesting idea, brother.
            Cause yes, it's getting more and more clear that we need to liberate those hellbound Swedes from their own depravity.
            Iraq today - Iran & North Korea tomorrow - Sweden the day after that.
            And then.. the World.

            All knees shall be bent before God and confess Jesus Christ! Glory!
            If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
            A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
            Proverbs 9:12-13

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748

              #7
              Re: NEWS FLASH GORE WON NOBEL PRIZE MAY RUN FOR PRESIDENT

              Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
              I've got something to say: NUKE SWEDEN!
              Maybe we should just use TNT, since they gave it to the world, maybe they should take back a little bit.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • Sister Noddy
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2007
                • 1843

                #8
                Re: NEWS FLASH GORE WON NOBEL PRIZE MAY RUN FOR PRESIDENT

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post

                Well all that means is that satan is dancing for joy at the prospect of Al Gore being elected King of the World and acting as his dark master's mouthpiece.

                Thank Christ we got GWB in 2000 is all I can say. Jesus obviously knew this would happen.
                Jesus knows all things in advance, praise!
                1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


                1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                • WilliamJenningsBryan
                  True Christian™
                   
                  • Jan 2007
                  • 9384

                  #9
                  Re: NEWS FLASH GORE WON NOBEL PRIZE MAY RUN FOR PRESIDENT

                  Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                  Maybe we should just use TNT, since they gave it to the world, maybe they should take back a little bit.
                  It is a common misunderstanding that TNT (trinitrotoluene) is Dynamite (based on nitroglycerine and invented by the Swedish Industrialist Alfred Nobel). You do bring up an interesting point here, Nobar King. Nobel hoped that the ultimate destructive power of his inventions would eventually bring an end to war - and his beliefs were what established the Nobel prizes. If explosive power is the standard, then the Godly United States should establish their own "Peace Prize" to eclipse these socialist euro-homers. Jesus gave us nuclear weapons in the last century and we are the last superpower on earth. We should be the ones to arbitrate any "Peace Prize".
                  Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                  brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                  ...and get off my lawn
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                  • Pastor Al E Pistle
                    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 9323

                    #10
                    Re: NEWS FLASH GORE WON NOBEL PRIZE MAY RUN FOR PRESIDENT

                    Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
                    It is a common misunderstanding that TNT (trinitrotoluene) is Dynamite (based on nitroglycerine and invented by the Swedish Industrialist Alfred Nobel). You do bring up an interesting point here, Nobar King. Nobel hoped that the ultimate destructive power of his inventions would eventually bring an end to war - and his beliefs were what established the Nobel prizes. If explosive power is the standard, then the Godly United States should establish their own "Peace Prize" to eclipse these socialist euro-homers. Jesus gave us nuclear weapons in the last century and we are the last superpower on earth. We should be the ones to arbitrate any "Peace Prize".
                    Yep. Dynamite, is nitroglycerine mixed with a stabilizer...cellulose, clay, there are several varieties. It's still made, usually in 40 or 60% grades, but almost no one uses it anymore. It's unstable, gives you a HORRIBLE headache and isn't any more effective than some of the Atlas or DuPont water gels (like Tovex, which I prefer) or some of the binaries which are completely safe to carry around.
                    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                    • Godless Liberal
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Oct 2007
                      • 10

                      #11
                      Re: NEWS FLASH GORE WON NOBEL PRIZE MAY RUN FOR PRESIDENT

                      Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                      The title says it all. I am too broke up to say more at the moment.
                      Gore and Clinton together again! God must really hate Republicans (wolves-in-sheeps-clothing) right now!

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