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To be honest, I thought that THIS story was a hoax of some kind. What right-minded man would marry a cat? What civilized country would allow it? Then I found the answer: Europistan. 
You can watch the blasphemous ceremonyon this video with your sound off. All you'll hear are clicks and grunts of some communist language. But be prepared to be sick to your True Christian™ stomach.
German man 'marries' his cat
A German man has officially married his cat after the animal fell ill and vets told him it might not live much longer, Bild newspaper reports.
It says Uwe Mitzscherlich, 39, paid an actress 300 euros (£260,$395) to officiate at the ceremony, as marrying an animal is perfectly legal in Germany.
Mr Mitzscherlich said he had wanted to tie the knot before his asthmatic cat Cecilia died.
The cat and groom have lived together for 10 years.
"Cecilia is such a trusting creature. We cuddle all the time and she has always slept in my bed," Mr Mitzscherlich, a postman from the eastern town of Possendorf, told Bild.
Actress Christin-Maria Lohri, who officiated the ceremony, was quoted as saying: "At first I thought it was a joke. But for Mr Mitzscherlich it's a dream come true".
A German man has officially married his cat after the animal fell ill and vets told him it might not live much longer, Bild newspaper reports.
It says Uwe Mitzscherlich, 39, paid an actress 300 euros (£260,$395) to officiate at the ceremony, as marrying an animal is perfectly legal in Germany.
Mr Mitzscherlich said he had wanted to tie the knot before his asthmatic cat Cecilia died.
The cat and groom have lived together for 10 years.
"Cecilia is such a trusting creature. We cuddle all the time and she has always slept in my bed," Mr Mitzscherlich, a postman from the eastern town of Possendorf, told Bild.
Actress Christin-Maria Lohri, who officiated the ceremony, was quoted as saying: "At first I thought it was a joke. But for Mr Mitzscherlich it's a dream come true".
You can watch the blasphemous ceremonyon this video with your sound off. All you'll hear are clicks and grunts of some communist language. But be prepared to be sick to your True Christian™ stomach.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
even tho it be disgustin, there be no needs to panick cuz that man an his kitty-wife prolly gonna get divorceds real soons, 
kittys not appreshiate the sanctitties of marriages,
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