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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552

    #1

    Mudslime Terrorist Converts; God Says "No Thanks"

    THIS slimeball is obviously trying to pull a fast one on God, but praise Jesus, He ain't buying it! I'll bet you dollars to doughnuts that Bill Clinton told him to say that he was a "Christian."

    Jailed '93 WTC bomber claims he's now a Christian

    WASHINGTON - Muslim terrorist Ramzi Yousef once bombed the World Trade Center for Allah, but now he purports to have found Jesus and converted to Christianity, according to new reports.

    The Daily News recently learned that Yousef has shaved his beard, stopped reading the Muslim holy book, the Koran, and now eats pork, which is forbidden in Islam.

    Yousef, the nephew of 9/11 mastermind Khalid Shaikh Mohammed, was convicted and is serving a life term for detonating a truck bomb under the twin towers in 1993 and plotting to blow up U.S.-bound airliners over the Pacific.

    But since his capture in 1995, the Muslim extremist has given up his religion, CBS' "60 Minutes" will report on Sunday.

    The revelation came when the TV news show was allowed unprecedented access to the Supermax federal prison in Florence, Colo., which houses hardened terrorists such as Yousef, Al Qaeda hijacking plotter Zacarias Moussaoui, shoe bomber Richard Reid and "Unabomber" Theodore Kaczynski.

    Told of the alleged religious conversion, former New York federal prosecutor Andrew McCarthy wondered, "Does Christianity get a vote" on whether to accept him?

    McCarthy, who put Yousef on the stand as a witness in the terrorism prosecution of the "Blind Sheik," Omar Abdel-Rahman, said the Pakistani thug has lived a "bad life of barbarity."

    "It could be sincere. On the other hand, the Prophet Muhammed said war is deceit," he said.

    Robert Hood, who served as warden from 2002 to 2005, told CBS that Yousef has a "Charlie Manson look," referring to the cult leader. If Yousef is playing Christian convert, "He's playing a game with someone."

    "60 Minutes" also interviewed corrections officer Barbara Batulis, who said that when news of the 9/11 attacks spread among the terrorist prisoners, "We had a lot of them jump up and down,...scream and yell and clap and they were very excited."

    The wardens also have administered 900 force-feedings on other Al Qaeda terrorists who went on repeated hunger strikes.
    Nothing boils my blood faster than heathens who fake being one of God's chosen.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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  • Brother Guy Bayard
    Anvil of the Antipodes
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2007
    • 1271

    #2
    Re: Mudslime Terrorist Converts; God Says "No Thanks"

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    THIS slimeball is obviously trying to pull a fast one on God, but praise Jesus, He ain't buying it! I'll bet you dollars to doughnuts that Bill Clinton told him to say that he was a "Christian."



    Nothing boils my blood faster than heathens who fake being one of God's chosen.
    Please don't be angry Pastor Zeke. I've re-written you a famous song that might make you feel better when them rag heads make you angry again...

    Blackwater soldiers and insurgents in prison
    Ensuring our soldiers accept Christ is risen
    FA-18 Hornets carrying death on their wings
    These are a few of my favorite things

    Full body searches and interrogation
    Locking up ragheads who threaten our nation
    Worshipping Jesus and the peace he brings
    These are a few of my favorite things

    invading Afghanistan and finding Osama
    Telling my family not to vote for Obama
    The Bush family ruling the U.S. like Kings
    These are a few of my favorite things

    When the dog bites
    When the dead inmate swings
    When I'm feeling mad
    I simply remember my favorite things
    And they make me feel glad


    Are you feeling better now, Pastor?
    The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
    Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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    • Pastor Al E Pistle
      Christ's Cōnsiliārius
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 9323

      #3
      Re: Mudslime Terrorist Converts; God Says "No Thanks"

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      The wardens also have administered 900 force-feedings on other Al Qaeda terrorists who went on repeated hunger strikes.
      That seems a bit much. I can understand waterboarding them to make sure they remain sufficiently hydrated, but force-feeding them? That reeks of torture. Why not just give them a big bowl of cracklins, a couple pigs ears, maybe a few pickled pig's feet and let then eat or not, as they choose?

      We are a free country here! Let them make their own choices! NO MORE FORCE FEEDING!
      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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      • JohnnyLacrosse81
        Unsaved trash
        Under Investigation
        • Oct 2007
        • 2

        #4
        Re: Mudslime Terrorist Converts; God Says "No Thanks"

        There is truly nothing sadder than some lowlife who USES the sacred name of Jesus Christ to try to manipulate his torturerers/executioners into showing him mercy. What a pathetic distortion of everything the Lord stands for!

        My most grateful thanks, Pastor, for bringing this shocking story to my attention.

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        • Brother Temperance
          Senior Usher
          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
          A very nice young man
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15621

          #5
          Re: Mudslime Terrorist Converts; God Says "No Thanks"

          Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
          That seems a bit much. I can understand waterboarding them to make sure they remain sufficiently hydrated, but force-feeding them? That reeks of torture. Why not just give them a big bowl of cracklins, a couple pigs ears, maybe a few pickled pig's feet and let then eat or not, as they choose?

          We are a free country here! Let them make their own choices! NO MORE FORCE FEEDING!
          How can anyone tell if a raghead's on hunger strike anyway? They're probably just doing that Ramadamned thing. Or trying to lose some weight. Those terrorists are worse than lardy teenage girls!
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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