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  • Nobar King
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    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #1

    Mexico predicted the gulf oil spill:

    I had lunch at El Zocalo on Sunday. They throw together a tasty burrito for a decent price.

    While I was waiting for my food I noticed this promotional sign on the wall.

    Amazingly, this poster shows the gulf oil spill! Yet, the frame is covered in grease and dust, and is probably ten years old! I was totally amazed that those beaners are so good at predicting disasters like that.

    Maybe homeland security would want to hire the art crew at Corona. They could help deter the next terrorist attack!
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
  • Jo Freddie
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    Hateful God mocking pirate
    • Apr 2009
    • 6339

    #2
    Re: Mexico predicted the gulf oil spill:

    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
    I had lunch at El Zocalo on Sunday. They throw together a tasty burrito for a decent price.

    While I was waiting for my food I noticed this promotional sign on the wall.

    Amazingly, this poster shows the gulf oil spill! Yet, the frame is covered in grease and dust, and is probably ten years old! I was totally amazed that those beaners are so good at predicting disasters like that.

    Maybe homeland security would want to hire the art crew at Corona. They could help deter the next terrorist attack!
    You will be happy to know that my Pirate brothers shown sailing towards the spill were not caught up in the curfuffle.
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    • Higgins
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2010
      • 314

      #3
      Re: Mexico predicted the gulf oil spill:

      Clearly this is a sign that this Mexican restaurant (or perhaps all of Mexico) has been practicing witchcraft. I would suggest not returning to that restaurant of Satan. Perhaps we should start a Holy Crusade against Mexico and their witchcraft!
      Genesis 4:12: When thou tillest the ground, it shall not henceforth yield unto thee her strength; a fugitive and a vagabond shalt thou be in the earth.

      Numbers 35:19: The revenger of blood himself shall slay the murderer: when he meeteth him, he shall slay him.

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      • Lisa H
        Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2010
        • 5070

        #4
        Re: Mexico predicted the gulf oil spill:

        Originally posted by Higgins View Post
        Clearly this is a sign that this Mexican restaurant (or perhaps all of Mexico) has been practicing witchcraft. I would suggest not returning to that restaurant of Satan. Perhaps we should start a Holy Crusade against Mexico and their witchcraft!
        Indeed, it maybe a sign of sorcery. The map will need to burned if that is the case.
        Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
        Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
        Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
        Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
        Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
        Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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        • Billy Bob Jenkins
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          About as Straight and Manly as you can get
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          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 8337

          #5
          Re: Mexico predicted the gulf oil spill:

          There could have been "eye of newt" in the burrito you ate. You might want to go to the doctor. Does your insurance cover exorcisms?
          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996

            #6
            Re: Mexico predicted the gulf oil spill:

            Brother Nobar, it was in a Mexican restaurant, covered with grease and dust.

            It could well be a week old.
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