THIS IS IT! Get ready. GOD IS NOT HAPPY! GET THOSE MONEY ORDERS AND PAYPAL TRANSFERS TO ME NOW, NOW, NOW!
This may be the last week before the fires of HELL consume the earth and Ellen DeGenerate gets her dog IGGY back!
California is almost gone, there are only a few isolated Baptist churches left.
The Turkish Prime Minister throws down the gauntlet: "Turkish Prime Mininster Recep Tayyip Erdogan stated that “Our anger is great. We have the decisiveness to act on these events in cold blood, and so we are determined.”
President Bush demands another 42 BILLION from Congress for this week alone to pay Blackwater mercenaries to kill the rest of the ragheads.
WAKE UP, PEOPLE! THE END IS NEAR! I MUST EVACUATE TO MY SECRET SHELTER NEAR CANUCKISTAN TO MEET WITH JESUS! SEND ALL YOUR MONEY! YOU WON'T BE NEEDING IT!
This may be the last week before the fires of HELL consume the earth and Ellen DeGenerate gets her dog IGGY back!
California is almost gone, there are only a few isolated Baptist churches left.
The Turkish Prime Minister throws down the gauntlet: "Turkish Prime Mininster Recep Tayyip Erdogan stated that “Our anger is great. We have the decisiveness to act on these events in cold blood, and so we are determined.”
President Bush demands another 42 BILLION from Congress for this week alone to pay Blackwater mercenaries to kill the rest of the ragheads.
WAKE UP, PEOPLE! THE END IS NEAR! I MUST EVACUATE TO MY SECRET SHELTER NEAR CANUCKISTAN TO MEET WITH JESUS! SEND ALL YOUR MONEY! YOU WON'T BE NEEDING IT!


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