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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

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    False Christian Dies of Snakebite; Sues Hospital

    The ridiculous thing about THIS story is that the lady died because she was a false Christian offending Jesus, not because she was ridiculed by the hospital staff.

    Family sues hospital over snakebite death

    LONDON, Ky. --The family of a woman bitten by a rattlesnake during a church service in southern Kentucky is suing a hospital and several of its employees, accusing them of ridiculing her religious beliefs rather than providing proper care.

    Linda F. Long, 48, of London was bitten on the right cheek by a yellow timber rattler at the East London Holiness Church on Nov. 5, 2006.

    Members of the church took Long to the Marymount Medical Center in London.

    A nurse met Long and those with her in the parking area outside the emergency room, according to the lawsuit. The nurse engaged Long and her family "in a lengthy and time-consuming series of questions" instead of immediately admitting the woman, the lawsuit states.

    The suit also alleges that hospital employees "snickered and made derogatory comments" around Long's family about her religious beliefs and the circumstances of the bite. A doctor also failed to properly treat her reaction to the bite - including a drop in blood pressure and swelling in her neck, mouth and face - and failed to insert a breathing tube when she had trouble breathing.

    Later that night, Long was airlifted to the University of Kentucky Medical Center, about 75 miles away, where she was pronounced dead.

    The wrongful death suit, filed Nov. 1, seeks unspecified damages for Long's suffering and Gary Wayne Long's loss of his wife, in addition to punitive damages. Attorney Robert W. Riley, who represents Long's husband, declined to comment on the suit.
    Praise Jesus! Thank you for making me a True Christian™ and not a Godless "snake handling" false Christian!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • eliot mayfield
    God Squad
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 9324

    #2
    Re: False Christian Dies of Snakebite; Sues Hospital

    Maybe she didn't drink eonough poison before getting bitten?
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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    • Brother Temperance
      Senior Usher
      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
      A very nice young man
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15621

      #3
      Re: False Christian Dies of Snakebite; Sues Hospital

      Anyone living in a place calling itself "London" is clearly wrong in the head anyway. If you have the good fortune to live in Kentucky instead of England, you should celebrate that fact, not try and make-believe you're living in a cold, damp island full of towelheads. I bet this confused woman probably ate British Fried Chicken as well. Still, I can't help wishing this poor confused snake-worshipper had read the Holy Bible, then she might have discovered this verse:
      Deuteronomy 6:16 Ye shall not tempt the LORD your God, as ye tempted him in Massah.

      She tempted the Lord God, and He flat-out smote her sinning backside. That's just what He does.
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • Sister Elisa
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        Forum Member
        • Nov 2007
        • 16

        #4
        Re: False Christian Dies of Snakebite; Sues Hospital

        That's what you get for offending Lord Jesus

        I'm sure she's somewhere rather hot now.

        Praise Jesus!
        "The heart of her husband doth safely trust in her,so that he shall have no need of spoil."
        Book of Proverbs Chapter 31 verses 11-12

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        • eliot mayfield
          God Squad
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 9324

          #5
          Re: False Christian Dies of Snakebite; Sues Hospital

          What do you expect from a stae that has a Paris, a bagdad, even worse:
          Big Bone Lick!
          Kentucky needs to be bombed!
          You just got love KY and some of the names they come up with for towns ... Not far from here is Possum Trot and just up the road a piece is Monkey's
          Matthew:
          5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
          5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
          10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
          10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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          • Brother Temperance
            Senior Usher
            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
            A very nice young man
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15621

            #6
            Re: False Christian Dies of Snakebite; Sues Hospital

            Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
            What do you expect from a stae that has a Paris, a bagdad, even worse:
            Big Bone Lick!
            Kentucky needs to be bombed!
            It's the state KY Jelly's named after, how much more do you need to know?
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • eliot mayfield
              God Squad
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 9324

              #7
              Re: False Christian Dies of Snakebite; Sues Hospital

              About the only good I see is Rev. Elijah Craig.
              Matthew:
              5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
              5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
              10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
              10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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