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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

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    Jesus Smites Smelly Hippie

    THIS should teach those filthy beggars to stop hugging trees!

    Berkeley Tree Sitter Falls
    Hippie Suffers Broken Arm And Leg


    BERKELEY, Calif. -- On Sunday evening a Memorial Oak Grove tree-sitter fell from the supply-line that is used to ferry food, water and people into and out of the tree-sit protest.

    The traverse-line was created after the university erected a fence around the tree-sitters and spans from a tree inside the fenced in area to a tree outside the fence.

    24-year-old Nate Hill is recovering from a broken wrist and a broken ankle after falling 40-feet from the branches of the oak grove he is has been fighting to save.

    Hill was taken to Highland Hospital where he was treated for a broken arm above the wrist and a broken leg above the ankle.

    Hill said he was trying to exit the grove on Sunday night to visit his father. He thought he was connected to a traverse line but he was mistaken.

    "I hopped off the branch and went sailing," he said.

    Hill said although he does not want to place blame he believes the accident would not have happened if the university had not put up a fence around the grove.

    "What the University is doing to attempt to push us out is not safe and safety is first," he said.

    University spokesman Dan Mogulof says the fall is not the university's fault.

    "The accident is very regrettable but to state the obvious, completely avoidable," he said. "Things like this wouldn't happen if people who are illegally occupying university property were obeying the law."

    Meanwhile, Judge Barbara Miller is set to render her decision any day on the legality of the university's expansion plans for the area.

    Hill said he worries about the safety of the rest of the tree sitters if a judge allows the university to move forward with plans to cut the trees down.

    "If someone's extracted or coming after you or something of that nature fear can definitely play a part in someone falling again," he said.

    The university also recently built a second fence surrounding the grove.

    UC Police Chief Victoria Harrison said that the school built the new fence as a security measure prior to the forcible removal of the protesters from the trees.
    May Christ wipe these vermin from the face of America!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Marshall
    Righteous and Patriotic
    Highest body count at the VFW
    True Christian™
    • Oct 2006
    • 3322

    #2
    Re: Jesus Smites Smelly Hippie

    Filthy trespassing scumbags! I knew California was a den of iniquity and a drug fueled haven for Liberals and Communist environmental wackjobs but I find it impossible to believe that hippies are actually infesting the TREES out there now. Has it gotten that bad? Where are the police? Why haven't they had to clean hair from their billy clubs as these degenerates are carted off to prison all lumpy and bump covered?
    Imagine a patchoulli soaked doper skulking over your head as you walk to Church on Sunday morning, dropping buckets of his urine and feces on you and your kids. Staining your Bible with his hippy offal! OUTRAGEOUS! Lurking hippies might even drop down and sexually assault young coeds as they pass under the branches. Unbelievable.

    I pray infection makes swift work of this bastard reject from the Age of Aquarius. May his soul rot in Hell and I hope it hurt when he landed. Thank God for weak cables.
    God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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