Crazed Jigaboo Steals From Collection Plate

[Pastor Ezekiel]

In deepest, darkest Africa, nigras are constantly stealing from church offering plates. It's good to see that they are cracking down on this crime against Jesus.

Kenyan jailed for stealing 80 US cents from church

NAIROBI (AFP) - A Kenyan court has jailed a man who stole 80 cents (American) from a church collection plate, the second time he was convicted of the offence, a newspaper reported Friday.

Nairobi chief magistrate's court on Thursday sent Mark Okoth to prison for a year for the October 28 theft. He was jailed for two years for a similar offence in 2002, Daily Nation reported.

Theft of church property is common in the pre-dominantly Christian east African nation.

Six months ago, two thieves broke into the Kenyan Anglican church's offices and stole literature and drank altar wine worth nearly $50 (American).

You just can't ever truly get these coons civilized, can you.

[Marshall]

Re: Crazed Jigaboo Steals From Collection Plate

A year in Africa is the same as one here isn't it? That dusty Buck needs to be locked away for longer than that. He stole from Jesus in the worlds most Godless, worthless and forsaken continents. There is very little God in that place to begin with and for him to steal from a Christian church...it certainly makes the crime tenfold worse.

Surprised he isn't doing the darky rope dance.

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: Crazed Jigaboo Steals From Collection Plate

That dusty Buck needs to be locked away for longer than that. He stole from Jesus...

I applaud the sentiment, Pastor Marshall, and I certainly don't cotton to letting nigras go around stealing, but if it was an Anglican church, I hardly think we can call that stealing from Jesus.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I applaud the sentiment, Pastor Marshall, and I certainly don't cotton to letting nigras go around stealing, but if it was an Anglican church, I hardly think we can call that stealing from Jesus.

Well, good point I guess. Those false Christians only spend whatever money they collect each Sunday on whoredoms. Jesus certainly would never see a cent of that money. But the point is, that crazed buck nigra THOUGHT that he was stealing from God, so he got what he deserved. I'm sure he's tossing someone's salad in prison at this very moment.

[The Widow Anna]

Re: Crazed Jigaboo Steals From Collection Plate

Well, good point I guess. Those false Christians only spend whatever money they collect each Sunday on whoredoms. Jesus certainly would never see a cent of that money. But the point is, that crazed buck nigra THOUGHT that he was stealing from God, so he got what he deserved. I'm sure he's tossing someone's salad in prison at this very moment.

Pastor, I know this is a little off topic, but I always wondered, do we provide inmates with a splash of olive oil, or dressing for their salads? It seems a lot of salad tossing occurs, so it would follow that condiments would be involved at some stage, but would Jesus approve of that? Or should our hard earned money allow the salad-tossers to be left to it and instead go towards other more important causes, such as civilizing these Kenyan heathens? I could do with one to help around the garden and my footstool is fraying a little around the edges.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Crazed Jigaboo Steals From Collection Plate

A year in Africa is the same as one here isn't it? That dusty Buck needs to be locked away for longer than that. He stole from Jesus in the worlds most Godless, worthless and forsaken continents. There is very little God in that place to begin with and for him to steal from a Christian church...it certainly makes the crime tenfold worse.

I'm not sure if an Africky year really is the same as one over here. After all, the year he spends rotting away in the slammer will almost certainly be more than 1/20th of his miserable gollywog life. Of course, that sentence is still far too liberal, but not as excessively liberal as it would be in a civilised country.