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  • Swedish "Army" Forced to Remove Lion Tallywacker

    First off, who knew that Sweden had an army?

    THIS story really gets my hackles up, but it is so typical of the way feminazis and communists have taken over every single Godless eurotrash "country." Thank God I live in America, where we could give a rat's patootie what lesbians think of our Godly military.

    Army castrates heraldic lion


    Protests from female soldiers have led to the Swedish military removing the penis of a heraldic lion depicted on the Nordic Battlegroup's coat of arms.


    The armed forces agreed to emasculate the lion after a group of women from the rapid reaction force lodged a complaint to the European Court of Justice, Göteborgs-Posten reports.

    But although the army was eventually happy to make the changes in the interests of gender equality, the artist who designed the insignia was less than pleased.

    "A heraldic lion is a powerful and stately figure with its genitalia intact and I cannot approve an edited image," Vladimir A Sagerlund from the National Archives told Göteborgs-Posten.

    Sagerlund blasted the army for making changes to the coat of arms without his permission.

    "The army lacks knowledge about heraldry. Once upon a time coats of arms containing lions without genitalia were given to those who betrayed the Crown," said Sagerlund.

    But the castrated lion has already won the day and is now worn on the arms of all soldiers in the battle group's Swedish battalions.

    "We were given the task of making sure the willy disappeared," Christian Braunstein from the army's 'tradition commission' told Göteborgs-Posten.

    "We were forced to cut the lion's willy off with the aid of a computer," he added.
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    Re: Swedish "Army" Forced to Remove Lion Tallywacker

    'tradition commission'
    as soon as I read this I realized the source of the outrage. I urge anyone to be suspect of ANY recomendation from ANYTHING titled 'tradition commission'.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • #3
      Re: Swedish "Army" Forced to Remove Lion Tallywacker

      Pastor Ezekiel, it is a great relief to me to see the atrocities of the communist regime here get noticed beyond the borders of the hell upon earth to which I've condemned myself by becoming as bereft of my God-given virility as that poor heraldic lion.

      Dare I hope that increased awareness among Americans might lead to liberation? Without their symbolic tallywacker, I am certain that the ludicrous "soldiers" of this Stalinist realm could easily be taken care of by a single platoon of leathernecks.

      The regime constantly exhibits the typical interest sodomites take in tallywackers -- as I mentioned, they also try to prevent the Joos from getting their foreskins snipped.

      Though I am certain that many would dance in the streets upon liberation, there is an element that resembles the "revolutionary guards" of the Sand Negro -- Satanists, mostly female. These are, however, easily recognized by their anti-Christian jeans. There are about 200,000 of them. The country possesses numerous quarries, however, so I am sure that enough stones could quickly be found for the swift dispatch of these depraved damsels to their Master's fiery cellar.

      As in most communist countries, customer service here is very poor. When I was looking for a decent bank and asked the tellers to show me their tallywackers to prove they are not Joos, they refused, and a bevy of the brazen hussies in Satanic jeans drove me back to my spartan hovel by their demonic lesbian screeching.

      I put my hoard of gold beneath my mattress rather than entrust my savings to potential hook-noses. It's less lumpy now that I tithe to Landover, at least. Still, the attacks on circumcision are an obstacle to my salvation -- I do not want a Joo to fondle my nether regions, nor do I want one to be in any way involved with the recovery of my American manhood.

      Several doctors have dropped their pants for me -- but with the Joos being jailed for tallywacker-snipping, it is impossible to tell whether they are not impersonating Gentiles just to get their hands on my rocks.

      With liberation, perhaps a US Army medic could help me.

      Sincerely,
      Magna, née Magnus

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