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  • Hank
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Oct 2009
    • 405

    #1

    God punishes the Aussies because of Justin Bieber

    God has had enough of this little faggit and is now punishing those who tolerate faggits! Just look at this and Praise His Wisdom!


    Justin Bieber begins tour in Brisbane

    December 9, 2010
    Boy-wonder... Justin Bieber is bringing the bob - and his considerable talent - to Brisbane.

    Love him or hate him, you can't ignore him.
    Justin Bieber will kick off his Australian tour in Brisbane, in an announcement that is sure to have pubescent R&B fans swooning.

    Then what happens?

    Brisbane braces for flood peak





    Brisbane is the focus of Queensland's flood crisis with residents bracing for a devastating peak in the city's river, below the 1974 flood level.


    Don't believe me? Here are the links!

    April 26 Love him or hate him, you can't ignore him - especially if you're a pubescent R&B music fan.




    ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS!
    Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)

    GOD HATES FAGS
    Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
    DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS

    WHITE AND PROUD
  • WilliamJenningsBryan
    True Christian™
     
    • Jan 2007
    • 9384

    #2
    Re: God punishes the Aussies because of Justin Bieber

    Well Hank, I can't say as I'm all that familiar with this Justin Bieber aside from some other posts here at God's favorite forum. At first glance he looks like some kind of fem-dyke, but I'm at a loss to explain why vast numbers of unsaved young harlots are driven to fits of screams and jumping as if possessed by colon demons.

    Trying to have a listen to his music I became instantly nauseous, but it did bring back some nightmarish memories that some of our church elders may recall – bubblegum music:



    There is no doubt someone has to suffer for this, and God is entirely justified in punishing the Australians in my humble opinion.
    Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
    brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
    ...and get off my lawn
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    • Oakland "Reb" Griner
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2009
      • 2241

      #3
      Re: God punishes the Aussies because of Justin Bieber

      Here is a computer simulation of what Justin Beiber will look like in 25 years. I don't think too many screaming teenage girls (and a few boys) will want him then . . .
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      Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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