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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #1

    Nigras Smuggle Hard Drugs Inside BIBLES!

    And I'll give you three guesses what Godless cesspool to the north of America they are pushing their narcotics in...

    That's right, Cannuckistan.

    Bibles used to smuggle drugs into Canada

    Toronto: As the world celebrates the Christmas season, Canadian law-enforcement agencies have unearthed a drug cartel that used Bibles to smuggle contraband into the country.

    The cartel has been busted at the country's busiest Pearson International Airport.

    The smugglers had unglued Bible covers and put drugs in plastic bags inside before fixing them back.

    Canadian Border Security Agency (CBSA), which mans all the exit and entry points, including airports, told the local media that the drug cartel came to light when they arrested two men separately this month carrying the drugs in Bibles.

    The men came from Barbados and Guyana in the Caribbean. The market value of the drugs seized is said to be over Canadian $850,000 (US$861,919).

    Expressing shock over the seizure, a CBSA official said: "Bibles are what people read for spiritual support and not for smuggling drugs. This is not something we see on a regular basis."

    The official said they unearthed the smuggling cartel when they became suspicious because the Bibles were heavier than usual.

    CBSA officials made the first seizure on December 11 with the arrest of a 21-year-old man from Barbados who carried four kg of coke hidden in the holy books.

    The drug, valued at $550,000, was sealed into the binding of a Bible and other books.

    The second arrest was made the very next day when a man from Guyana was held with 2.5 kg of coke hidden in the Bible and the false bottom of his suitcase. It was valued at $310,000.
    The only surprising thing about this story is, I was under the impression that the fag-loving socialist government up there was handing out the drugs for free.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Wide-Open
    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2007
    • 18449

    #2
    Re: Nigras Smuggle Hard Drugs Inside BIBLES!

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    The only surprising thing about this story is, I was under the impression that the fag-loving socialist government up there was handing out the drugs for free.
    My guess is that it's a turf war, really.
    Psalm 81:10:
    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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    • SalvationSeeker
      True Christian™ Theologian
      Forum Member
      • Sep 2006
      • 3892

      #3
      Re: Nigras Smuggle Hard Drugs Inside BIBLES!

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      The only surprising thing about this story is, I was under the impression that the fag-loving socialist government up there was handing out the drugs for free.
      I didn't even think negroes could survive in Canada due to the Arctic climate..
      Makes sense they were only briefly visiting. Obviously, that cesspool nation will let anyone in.
      I think we need to liberate Canada from this vile communistic regime they're currently ruled by.
      If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
      A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
      Proverbs 9:12-13

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      • Seeker
        Thank you Pastor Pistle!
        Forum Member
        • Aug 2007
        • 966

        #4
        Re: Nigras Smuggle Hard Drugs Inside BIBLES!

        Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
        I didn't even think negroes could survive in Canada due to the Arctic climate..
        Makes sense they were only briefly visiting. Obviously, that cesspool nation will let anyone in.
        I think we need to liberate Canada from this vile communistic regime they're currently ruled by.
        Right... I was thinking maybe Canada needs to liberate us.??

        It was just a thought. Don't stone me... now...

        If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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