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  • Further Evidence That Australiens Don't Speak English

    I have occasionaly been confronted on these Godly boards by depraved "aussies" who mock Jesus by refusing to speak His preferred language; American. They like to maintain that they are normal, despite their obvious lack thereof. The simple fact that THIS new dictionary had to be published proves conclusively that the gibberish they speak isn't even English!

    It's almost English when dictionary does Australish

    CANBERRA (Reuters) - Contemplating a New Year tattoo in that fashionable area above the buttocks? To help you along, Australians have given them a not-so-fashionable name: "arse antlers." Want a suntan as well? You could have "tanorexia."

    These are just some of the words the country's biggest online dictionary is asking people to vote for as word of the year for its latest annual update.

    A "butt bra" raises the profile of the buttocks to go with your arse antlers, while "manscaping" refers to removal of body hair for men, sometimes tied to the female preoccupation with the "lady garden," or pubic zone.

    "Tanorexia" refers to an obsession with a suntan, while a "salad dodger" is an obese person.

    Other nominations for the Macquarie Dictionary Online include "infomania," for those who constantly put aside the job at hand to concentrate on incoming email and text messages. "Password fatigue" is frustration from having too many passwords to recall.

    Casting aside the personal, someone who spreads their clothes around the house, clean or otherwise, is said to be treating the room as a "floordrobe."

    Or if the global credit crunch is hitting home, you may be tempted into becoming a "credit card tart," or someone who shifts loans around from one credit card to pay for another.

    In business, the "glass cliff" refers to people placed in jobs with high risk of failure because they belong to a group not well represented in leadership positions, such as women.

    Even geopolitics gets a mention, with "Chindia" joining China and India, at least in Australish English, in terms of their fast growing strategic and economic clout in the world.

    Susan Butler, the dictionary's publisher, said environmental themes were hot this year in a time of global warming, with "climate canary" referring to a geographical feature, plant or animal species pointing to climate change.

    "Toad juice" refers to a liquid fertilizer produced in Australia from pulverized cane toads, an introduced environmental pest marching its way across the continent.

    To vote for their favorite word, Butler said people should visit macquariedictionary.com.au. Voting closes on January 31.
    Imagine being asked to vote on the words in your language! God is furious with such blasphemey.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    Re: Further Evidence That Australiens Don't Speak English

    well this criminal race has always been a sick inbred breeding ground of wanks and tossers and manks with a obsession for stupid hats and big knives and prawns. They can't help it...they can't get off the island because of the big sea going crocs and white pointers and venomous sea snakes. Their pilots understand only the rudimentary skills of the English language but during stressful times revert back to their australio pidgin english slash aboriginal Neanderthal slash outback barlinnie (Scottish word for vocal crap). So flying in and out becomes a dodgy business indeed.
    I think we ought to just forget about Australia and pretend it's not there any more.

    To you agents of false religions and atheists...
    Proverbs 16:2
    All the ways of a man are clean in his own eyes; but the Lord weigheth the spirits.

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    • #3
      Re: Further Evidence That Australiens Don't Speak English

      In fact I've never felt so forceful about this...almost as if a vision has come over me...I think Landover has to declare war on Australia...
      It just came to me out of the blue....God wants us to smite them hip and thigh and to rename Ayres rock Pastor Ezekiel Rock. I know it's got a bit on it that looks like a bum but still I think it is what the Lord wants.



      Just ignore the bit that looks like a naughty bit.

      To you agents of false religions and atheists...
      Proverbs 16:2
      All the ways of a man are clean in his own eyes; but the Lord weigheth the spirits.

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      • #4
        Re: Further Evidence That Australiens Don't Speak English

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Imagine being asked to vote on the words in your language! God is furious with such blasphemy.
        I have it on good authority that these depraved redskins or whatever they are intend to vote out the word "Jesus" and replace it with something called "FourX", whatever that means.
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • #5
          Re: Further Evidence That Australiens Don't Speak English

          Originally posted by Joshua View Post
          Just ignore the bit that looks like a naughty bit.
          NP, we Americans can just nuke it, then carve Pastor Zeke's face on it.

          Sometimes I think the Australians really do speak God's English, but are pretending not to as some sort of sick joke. They're obviously all a bunch of homos (down under? Queensland? your best friend is your mate? yeah, we get it).

          Here's a handy translation guide, in case any of these Godless Ozzies show up in our Forums:

          G'day........................................... Hi, I'm Gay, Are You? (short for "Gay day")
          Billabong...................................... Marijuana Pipe or Watering Hole
          Cooee......................................... Warning, Negro Approaching
          Sheila......................................... Whore
          Kangaroo..................................... Shoe
          Boomer........................................ Kangaroo
          Hooly-Dooly................................. Oh Shit
          Piss............................................ see "Bee Uh" below
          Egg Nishna................................... Air Conditioner
          Bee Uh........................................ Beer

          Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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          • #6
            Re: Further Evidence That Australiens Don't Speak English

            Originally posted by Ahimaaz Smith View Post
            NP, we Americans can just nuke it, then carve Pastor Zeke's face on it.

            Sometimes I think the Australians really do speak God's English, but are pretending not to as some sort of sick joke. They're obviously all a bunch of homos (down under? Queensland? your best friend is your mate? yeah, we get it).

            Here's a handy translation guide, in case any of these Godless Ozzies show up in our Forums:

            G'day........................................... Hi, I'm Gay, Are You? (short for "Gay day")
            Billabong...................................... Marijuana Pipe or Watering Hole
            Cooee......................................... Warning, Negro Approaching
            Sheila......................................... Whore
            Kangaroo..................................... Shoe
            Boomer........................................ Kangaroo
            Hooly-Dooly................................. Oh Shit
            Piss............................................ see "Bee Uh" below
            Egg Nishna................................... Air Conditioner
            Bee Uh........................................ Beer

            Not to mention too many of them are named "Bruce" and that's as poncy a name as Cuthbert if you ask my opinion.

            To you agents of false religions and atheists...
            Proverbs 16:2
            All the ways of a man are clean in his own eyes; but the Lord weigheth the spirits.

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            • #7
              Re: Further Evidence That Australiens Don't Speak English

              Originally posted by Joshua View Post
              Not to mention too many of them are named "Bruce" and that's as poncy a name as tellme why you Cuthbert if you ask my opinion.
              A Scot pointing the finger at Australians for their English speaking skills seems to me to be rather odd - don't the Scottish speak German? and why are all Scotsmen cross dressers? Is that where the word 'Tart' comes from - as in "tartan"?
              The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
              Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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              • #8
                Re: Further Evidence That Australiens Don't Speak English

                piss off
                YIC

                To you agents of false religions and atheists...
                Proverbs 16:2
                All the ways of a man are clean in his own eyes; but the Lord weigheth the spirits.

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                • #9
                  Re: Further Evidence That Australiens Don't Speak English

                  Originally posted by Joshua View Post
                  piss off
                  YIC
                  That displayed an excellent understanding and use of the English language. Did you use an internet translator for that?
                  Now throw on an apron so you don't get your skirt all dirty , and go boil me a haggis. Bitch.
                  YIC
                  The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
                  Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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                  • #10
                    Re: Further Evidence That Australiens Don't Speak English

                    Trust an unscrupulous bint like you to think he has descended from Adam (I understand the antipode reference) Yes I was born in Scotland but to English God fearing parents and what you see me in is my regimental colours ya daft gorm.
                    Strutting about trying to look like a papist peacock in your collar or are you one of those protestants who have not gone all the way and found that God truly lies within the Baptist heart?

                    We Baptists have no need of frocks and gowns to preach His Holy Word...That is the papist and frocked protestant method. The sissified and prancing fashion of the fishmonger and protestant nambypambys and we have no partake in that unGodly mess.

                    I'd rather be in a fighting man's kilt bloodied on the field of valour and glory than poncing and pirouetting about in a deacon's nappies.

                    Yours in Christ.

                    To you agents of false religions and atheists...
                    Proverbs 16:2
                    All the ways of a man are clean in his own eyes; but the Lord weigheth the spirits.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Further Evidence That Australiens Don't Speak English

                      Pardon my saying so, but seeing as the Bible had to be translated to English so Western countries like the U.K and America (as well as Australia) it makes sense for me to say, and I quote myself here;

                      "No, no jesus does not prefer American, if Jesus prefered to speak American, which itself is no better than slang deriving from the English language, he would have done so back in the times when he was here on Earth."

                      Please do not consider America to be Jesus' chosen country, because it isn't. Jesus would have come to America if that were the case.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Further Evidence That Australiens Don't Speak English

                        Originally posted by Zodiarc View Post
                        Pardon my saying so, but seeing as the Bible had to be translated to English so Western countries like the U.K and America (as well as Australia) it makes sense for me to say, and I quote myself here;

                        "No, no jesus does not prefer American, if Jesus prefered to speak American, which itself is no better than slang deriving from the English language, he would have done so back in the times when he was here on Earth."

                        Please do not consider America to be Jesus' chosen country, because it isn't. Jesus would have come to America if that were the case.
                        American didn't exist back then. It is the chosen language of jesus. It should be the language of everyone.

                        This youtube video is a prime example of what Australian people are like

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                        • #13
                          Re: Further Evidence That Australiens Don't Speak English

                          Originally posted by Zodiarc View Post
                          Pardon my saying so, but seeing as the Bible had to be translated to English so Western countries like the U.K and America (as well as Australia) it makes sense for me to say, and I quote myself here;

                          "No, no jesus does not prefer American, if Jesus prefered to speak American, which itself is no better than slang deriving from the English language, he would have done so back in the times when he was here on Earth."

                          Please do not consider America to be Jesus' chosen country, because it isn't. Jesus would have come to America if that were the case.
                          God wants us to be richly rewarded for our faith.

                          2 Samuel 22:21
                          The LORD rewarded me according to my righteousness: according to the cleanness of my hands hath he recompensed me.

                          2 Chronicles 15:7
                          Be ye strong therefore, and let not your hands be weak: for your work shall be rewarded.

                          Psalm 31:23
                          O love the LORD, all ye his saints: for the LORD preserveth the faithful, and plentifully rewardeth the proud doer.
                          The United States is the single most powerful and wealthy nation in the world. Don't be thick headed. It is obvious that Jesus prefers America above all other nations.

                          Ever heard the expression "God Bless America?" You don't ever hear "God Bless the hellhole called Cannuckistan," do you?

                          Case closed, Praise Jesus!
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • #14
                            Re: Further Evidence That Australiens Don't Speak English

                            Originally posted by Joshua View Post

                            We Baptists have no need of frocks and gowns to preach His Holy Word...
                            I'd rather be in a fighting man's kilt bloodied on the field of valour and glory than poncing and pirouetting about in a deacon's nappies.

                            Yours in Christ.
                            how often does your kilt get bloodied? once a month? Perhaps thats why ther's no plain white kilts...anyway you scotties only wear your skirts when you play dress ups - not on the battlefield.
                            No disrespect intended. Many of us think you guys have the best clothes in the army. I can imagine the barrack room banter now....
                            "Hoots mon - do ye ken the couture on that wee laddie?"
                            Now go fix me a bovril and a deep fried mars bar.
                            The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
                            Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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                            • #15
                              Re: Further Evidence That Australiens Don't Speak English

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              God wants us to be richly rewarded for our faith.



                              The United States is the single most powerful and wealthy nation in the world. Don't be thick headed. It is obvious that Jesus prefers America above all other nations.

                              Ever heard the expression "God Bless America?" You don't ever hear "God Bless the hellhole called Cannuckistan," do you?

                              Case closed, Praise Jesus!
                              For a peace loving nation that loves all baptists world wide, hearing you talk about Australians like that goes against everything we believe.

                              There are millions of Baptists in Aus and they would think less of the Baptist faith knowing that you are all bagging a minority for their use of slang.

                              Try thinking things over before blatantly belittling another country that has been yours and Englands ally for the last 200 years.

                              Stu

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