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  • Wide-Open
    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2007
    • 18449
    #1

    God shows towelheads global warming is a hoax

    Not only is it snowing in Baghdad today, but the Lord is teaching the Iranians a little lesson too.


    Dozens killed in Iran blizzards


    The Iranian authorities are urging people to stay at home



    At least 28 people are reported to have died in Iran's heaviest snowfall in recent years.
    Eight people froze to death as severe blizzards left 40,000 people stranded in their cars, authorities said.
    Although most have now been rescued, another 20 people are reported to have died in car crashes caused by the weather, officials said.






    Which are blackish by reason of the ice, and wherein the snow is hid:
    Job 6:16
    Psalm 81:10:
    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78552
      #2
      Re: God shows towelheads global warming is a hoax

      Praise Jesus! Now is the perfect time to nuke those Godless mudslimes into the stone age!! They'd never expect it during a snowstorm. Hell, those superstitious sand diggers probably think the blizzard is God's punishment anyway.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Wide-Open
          Director of European Evangelical Outreach
          A Shining Example of Christ's Love
          Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2007
          • 18449
          #3
          Re: God shows towelheads global warming is a hoax

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Praise Jesus! Now is the perfect time to nuke those Godless mudslimes into the stone age!! They'd never expect it during a snowstorm. Hell, those superstitious sand diggers probably think the blizzard is God's punishment anyway.
          Erm, yeah, hah, superstitious fools!

          Excellent idea. It may also prevent them from using pre-stolen oil to warm their houses and such.

          OTOH, it might be wise to get the great President Bush aboard Airforce 1 to get out of the hellhole first.
          Psalm 81:10:
          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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