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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996

    #1

    Snake learns the dangers of breast implants

    An Israeli model, engaged in a pornographic photoshoot with a boa constrictor, learned the dangers of bestiality today . . . and the snake learned the evils of implants!

    Orit Fox, a B-list model and actress initially looked comfortable during the shoot in Tel Aviv, wrapping the massive boa constrictor around her legs, waist and neck while doing her best to look sexy, reports the Daily Mail.

    In a figure hugging red and white striped dress, which revealed maximum cleavage, she gamely tried to take their bonding to the next level by licking the snake's face.

    As she manoeuvered the animal into position for the 'kiss' Fox loosened her grip on its neck, and after being licked the reptile reacted angrily.

    It aimed straight for Fox's prized assets and sunk its teeth deep into her left breast. An assistant rushed in to help her pull the snake off and after a few seconds of struggle the creature released its grip.

    The peroxide-blonde model was rushed to a nearby hospital and given a tetanus shot. However, the snake wasn't so lucky and died from silicone poisoning.



    As we know, God commands that if a woman lies down to a beast, both she AND the beast must be put to death. Levitivus 20:16.

    Israel is supposedly a Jewish theocracy following Mosaic law. Why is this woman (are we sure that thing is female? Looks like a tranny to me!) still alive?
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
  • MitzaLizalor
    Completely CRAZY for the Lord
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2010
    • 14251

    #2
    Re: Snake learns the dangers of breast implants

    Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast, to defile thy selfe therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie downe thereto: It is confusion.
    ©1611

    That tranny certainly looks confused!

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