Brussels under attack! Breaking News

[Wide-Open]

Friends, I'm sorry to say I'm writing this from my shelter. It was only 21 days ago that we had a serious terror incident in Brussels, and now the Mooslims are AT IT AGAIN!

Musharraf begins European raid

Mr Musharraf will face tough questions from EU leaders

Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf has begun an eight-day visit to Europe, with democracy and tackling terror on the agenda as he meets EU leaders.

Beginning in Brussels, the visit will take him on to the UK, France and the World Economic Forum in Switzerland. The tour is President Musharraf's first trip abroad since his controversial re-election and the murder of Pakistani opposition leader Benazir Bhutto.

He aims to clear "misperceptions" of recent events in Pakistan, he said

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If that isn't a threat, I don't know what is.

I'll give you a full write up as soon as electricity comes back on.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Brussels under attack! Breaking News

OK, I found some car batteries (they smell real funny, dunno what that is) back in the shelter, so I can give a quick update.

No explosions yet, but the Bel-20, our Stock Exchange, is down 5% since opening this morning. This is a city under siege folks!

Right, have to log off again, batteries are not providing enough power it seems. I hope to be able to give another update this evening, say, 1 PM Landoverian time.

In the mean time pray for your Broth /sàé&<

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Brussels under attack! Breaking News

Brother Wide? Have the mary worshipers rioted in the streets in protest of Mushbarrack visiting your tiny country?

What is going on over there?

We'll keep you in our prayers, right up until Jesus kills you.

[One-eyed Jack]

Re: Brussels under attack! Breaking News

Brother Wide-O, while the USA backs Musharraf's government in Pakistan, we want you Belgians to know that he used his own money to buy the C-4 he has stashed in his cute little chipmunk cheeks.

So when Verhofstadt's wire-frame glasses ride the shockwave out a second-story window of the Palace of the Nation, don't blame us.

For they have sown the wind, and they shall reap the whirlwind: it hath no stalk; the bud shall yield no meal: if so be it yield, the strangers shall swallow it up. Hosea 8:7

Our prayers are with you.

~~ OEJ

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Brussels under attack! Breaking News

I didn't realise he was a terrorist. I thought that because he was democratically elected, that meant he couldn't be a Muslim.

[One-eyed Jack]

Re: Brussels under attack! Breaking News

It is very hard to tell on which side of the fence these dark-skinned types will stand, Brother Temperance.

Musharraf was indeed elected-by-self-appointment in a landslide victory in 2001. This great triumph of democracy was no doubt an inspiration even to George Bush. He was ordered by a MUSLIM Supreme Court to hold "general" elections in 2002, but -- knowing the irrationality of Muslim judges -- he jailed the worst of the instigators.

That is all well and good, Brother!

However, he has been woefully tardy in wiping out the Pakistanis who align with the Taliban. If Musharraf were not secretly in alignment with Islamic terrorism he would have gone in and slaughtered every living soul in the Federally Administered Tribal Areas.

His refusal to kill 3.3 million Pakistanis -- only about 2% of Pakistan's total population -- in order to protect America tells me that Musharraf probably has a satellite phone with Osama bin Laden's number on speed-dial, an AK-47, and a crate of "Death to America" banners hidden under his bed.

And now, of course, he is in Brussels threatening Brother Wide-O.

Muslims! You can trust 'em about as far as you can throw a camel.

~~ OEJ

[Wide-Open]

Re: Brussels under attack! Breaking News

Power temporarily restored.

Quick update.

The day is not over yet.

Apparently he showed Verhofstadt how to cut off hands. The PM might still be alive, but I can't get confirmation on that.



Protests? Masses. Incredible. 150 people apparently. Brave people.

News rather sketchy, monitor flickering again, foam forming on the lips, will reply in detail later. Thanks for your prayers over my death.

Roger.

[One-eyed Jack]

Urgent! Calling Brother Wide-O! Chaos in Europe!

I just heard that the Islamofascists have caused European stock markets to fall through the floor. Losses to this new terrorist attack appear to mount to trillions of dollars (American).

Brother Wide-O, did Musharraf orchestrate this as a demonstration of Muslim power in the heart of Europe? Or was it an independent action by Al-Qaeda?

Of course America stands staunchly by her European partners, and our robust economy and ultra-stable financial institutions are ready to partner with Europe.

May God help any Christians remaining in Europe, if there are any other than Brother Wide-O.

~~ OEJ

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Urgent! Calling Brother Wide-O! Chaos in Europe!

I just heard that the Islamofascists have caused European stock markets to fall through the floor. Losses to this new terrorist attack appear to mount to trillions of dollars (American).

A whole thirty euros?

[One-eyed Jack]

Re: Brussels under attack! Breaking News

Brother Temperance: YES! Nearly thirty. That is a big loss for a backwards region which has only recently stopped using rutabagas as currency.

My worry of course is that this financial instability could cause America's own great financial houses (mostly owned by the Red China now, but that's Clinton's fault) to stagger a bit.

That and the fact that is shows that Islamofascism remains a terrible threat to Free America. God save George Bush in these difficult times.

~~ OEJ

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Brussels under attack! Breaking News

Brother Temperance: YES! Nearly thirty. That is a big loss for a backwards region which has only recently stopped using rutabagas as currency.

My worry of course is that this financial instability could cause America's own great financial houses (mostly owned by the Red China now, but that's Clinton's fault) to stagger a bit.

That and the fact that is shows that Islamofascism remains a terrible threat to Free America. God save George Bush in these difficult times.

~~ OEJ

Well, they hate freedom, you see?

George W. Bush is the only thing standing between us and a lifetime diet of falafel and camel sushi.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Urgent! Calling Brother Wide-O! Chaos in Europe!

Pssst. Are you there? Am I on?

OK, just had a quick peek outside. I still see some buildings standing, so perhaps not all is lost.

But the walls are tumbling down friends. Eurostoxx 50 is in freefall. 7.3 % in one day, a historical record!

Damn you, you terrorists. Boo! Shoo!

I'm shaking of fear and anger and pain (I dropped one of the car batteries on my right foot). The prospect of camel sushi isn't doing my bowel movements any good either.

Brother Wide-O, did Musharraf orchestrate this as a demonstration of Muslim power in the heart of Europe? Or was it an independent action by Al-Qaeda?

I have conflicting information (who to trust? oh, who to trust?) but inside sources say they heared Musharraf say "we'll go ISI on you" - his American is not really good. This caused a major panic, and that's why my humble house today is worth only 0.5% of what it was worth yesterday. I think I can trade it for 3 carrots and 21 brussels sprouts.

Right, I need medical attention, so I'll try to limp find a lazaret around here. I'm sure the army has deployed.

I'll be back soon for more breaking news. I hope.

Joshua sums up my thoughts pretty well:

Joshua 5:13
And it came to pass, when Joshua was by Jericho, that he lifted up his eyes and looked, and, behold, there stood a man over against him with his sword drawn in his hand: and Joshua went unto him, and said unto him, Art thou for us, or for our adversaries?