[Brother Temperance]

Re: BBC Hates God, Loves Allah

Naturally, since Fish's banned, there's not much point trying to convince him, but it's always worth posting Scripture for its own sake.
Deuteronomy 7:9 Know therefore that the LORD thy God, he is God, the faithful God, which keepeth covenant and mercy with them that love him and keep his commandments to a thousand generations;

10 And repayeth them that hate him to their face, to destroy them: he will not be slack to him that hateth him, he will repay him to his face.
11 Thou shalt therefore keep the commandments, and the statutes, and the judgments, which I command thee this day, to do them.
12 Wherefore it shall come to pass, if ye hearken to these judgments, and keep, and do them, that the LORD thy God shall keep unto thee the covenant and the mercy which he sware unto thy fathers:
13 And he will love thee, and bless thee, and multiply thee: he will also bless the fruit of thy womb, and the fruit of thy land, thy corn, and thy wine, and thine oil, the increase of thy kine, and the flocks of thy sheep, in the land which he sware unto thy fathers to give thee.
14 Thou shalt be blessed above all people: there shall not be male or female barren among you, or among your cattle.
15 And the LORD will take away from thee all sickness, and will put none of the evil diseases of Egypt, which thou knowest, upon thee; but will lay them upon all them that hate thee.
16 And thou shalt consume all the people which the LORD thy God shall deliver thee; thine eye shall have no pity upon them: neither shalt thou serve their gods; for that will be a snare unto thee.
17 If thou shalt say in thine heart, These nations are more than I; how can I dispossess them?
18 Thou shalt not be afraid of them: but shalt well remember what the LORD thy God did unto Pharaoh, and unto all Egypt;
19 The great temptations which thine eyes saw, and the signs, and the wonders, and the mighty hand, and the stretched out arm, whereby the LORD thy God brought thee out: so shall the LORD thy God do unto all the people of whom thou art afraid.
20 Moreover the LORD thy God will send the hornet among them, until they that are left, and hide themselves from thee, be destroyed.
21 Thou shalt not be affrighted at them: for the LORD thy God is among you, a mighty God and terrible.
22 And the LORD thy God will put out those nations before thee by little and little: thou mayest not consume them at once, lest the beasts of the field increase upon thee.
23 But the LORD thy God shall deliver them unto thee, and shall destroy them with a mighty destruction, until they be destroyed.
24 And he shall deliver their kings into thine hand, and thou shalt destroy their name from under heaven: there shall no man be able to stand before thee, until thou have destroyed them. 25 The graven images of their gods shall ye burn with fire: thou shalt not desire the silver or gold that is on them, nor take it unto thee, lest thou be snared therin: for it is an abomination to the LORD thy God.

Proof that God loves America and hates Allah's moondogs, especially the Catholic ones.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: BBC Hates God, Loves Allah

Does being banned mean that he can still read threads? Perhaps it is best that he be able to glean from the wisdom of True Christians(tm) present here, but not be able to spread his lies and devil-filth?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: BBC Hates God, Loves Allah

I don't know, but I un-gonged him 9 days early. I think we have a candidate for TRUE CHRISTIANITY in his wife.

[Talitha]

Re: BBC Hates God, Loves Allah

I don't know, but I un-gonged him 9 days early. I think we have a candidate for TRUE CHRISTIANITY in his wife.

Praise© the Fish Wife.

See Fish, she has Saved© you from a fate worse than GONG.

Matthew 7:10
Or if he ask a fish, will he give him a serpent?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: BBC Hates God, Loves Allah

I don't know, but I un-gonged him 9 days early. I think we have a candidate for TRUE CHRISTIANITY in his wife.

I wonder why a perfectly sensible heathen up and married him? Why? Why would you marry someone who'd happily see you roast and your abuser enjoying 'heavenly delights'??

I think Fish should let his wife post. I'm curious as to see why anyone would marry that. He must be a millionaire.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: BBC Hates God, Loves Allah

I'm curious as to see why anyone would marry that. He must be a millionaire.

Would you let your sister marry me if I were a billionaire?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: BBC Hates God, Loves Allah

Would you let your sister marry me if I were a billionaire?

Heh, you'd be the one getting the short end of THAT straw.

But if it were someone I was close to the answer would be....well, that depends. How healthy are you?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: BBC Hates God, Loves Allah

Heh, you'd be the one getting the short end of THAT straw.

But if it were someone I was close to the answer would be....well, that depends. How healthy are you?

I am in excellent health. Let me change the question. Would you allow your sister to have sexual relations with a stranger for ten dollars?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: BBC Hates God, Loves Allah

I am in excellent health. Let me change the question. Would you allow your sister to have sexual relations with a stranger for ten dollars?

It's her choice what she does with her life, not mine. I could offer my advice and try to stop her but in the end it wouldn't be my choice to make.

But how does that have any relevance to the initial point you were making? What was that point, anyway?

My point was that SOME women (some not all) are gold diggers. And the only way that I could see fish getting any action was if he attracted to him a gold digger.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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It's her choice what she does with her life, not mine. I could offer my advice and try to stop her but in the end it wouldn't be my choice to make.

But how does that have any relevance to the initial point you were making? What was that point, anyway?

I wanted to see what a caring sister you were. I was curious whether you would sell her to me for a billion dollars or to some street arab for $10.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: BBC Hates God, Loves Allah

I wanted to see what a caring sister you were. I was curious whether you would sell her to me for a billion dollars or to some street arab for $10.

I wouldn't SELL her to anyone!!!
If she wanted to marry for money, or it was her choice to be with someone for money, as much as I would try and make her reconsider, that's a different story!!!!!!!!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: BBC Hates God, Loves Allah

I wouldn't SELL her to anyone!!!
If she wanted to marry for money, or it was her choice to be with someone for money, as much as I would try and make her reconsider, that's a different story!!!!!!!!

Ok, then you are saying that your sister is a whore and that ten bucks isn't quite enough to operate her slot machine but that anyone paying a substantial amount would not be getting their money's worth.

This is probably one of the most honest answers to a question you have ever provided, and on that note I am going to take my evening repose.

Good night. Does $20 AUS sound about right? I imagine inflation has affected the marketplace since you were trolling for a husband, eh?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: BBC Hates God, Loves Allah

Ok, then you are saying that your sister is a whore and that ten bucks isn't quite enough to operate her slot machine but that anyone paying a substantial amount would not be getting their money's worth.

Arg, that isn't what I said before. I said she's the one in control of her life, not me. I don't make decisions for her. I'm not calling her a whore, just saying that if she were to CHOOSE to go down that path, which she HASN'T, it's her choice, not mine.

This is probably one of the most honest answers to a question you have ever provided, and on that note I am going to take my evening repose.
Good night. Does $20 AUS sound about right? I imagine inflation has affected the marketplace since you were trolling for a husband, eh?

You, Pastor Al, are insufferable!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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I'm not calling her a whore, just saying that if she were to CHOOSE to go down that path, which she HASN'T, it's her choice, not mine.

Uh, huh....sort of like if my pit bull HAD bitten the mailman, Which he DIDN'T, it was his choice, not mine.

Mrs. VanWinkle, Christianity recognizes that wll women are whores, but that some choose to limit their clientele, at least publicly, to the man who pays the most through a satanic invention called MARRIAGE, which is the rough phonetic pronunciation of an Aramaic word meaning 'to ruin two lives'.

Monogamy is not condoned in the Bible and women who do not please their husbands could, in the past, simply be 'put away'. We intend to put this back into practice in the near future as well as repealing the silly secular laws which give women the right to vote and own property.

GOD is very clear that women are the property of men and have exactly the same rights and priiveleges as domestic goats, except that women are expected to stop their incessant braying upon command.

[Fish (On Moderation)]

Re: BBC Hates God, Loves Allah

I don't know, but I un-gonged him 9 days early. I think we have a candidate for TRUE CHRISTIANITY in his wife.

You can ban me but you can't stop the truth!