Permanent Flood Protection for New Orleans: Stop the Sin

[Johny Joe Hold]

Flood waters are headed toward New Orleans again. First is was the Gulf water coming from the south. Now, it is the Mississippi River water from the north.

http://www.nola.com/environment/index.ssf/2011/05/opening_of_morganza_spillway_p.html

In New Orleans, they never learn. If they had only understood after the first God-driven flood that they needed to close the whore houses, peep shows and jazz music, they wouldn't be facing the whole thing again.

But, oh no. Harlot business just returned like nothing had happened and now God has to flood them again.

Hint, New Orleans. Ask Jesus how to stop the flooding.

[wait_what]

Re: Permanent Flood Protection for New Orleans: Stop the Sin

Flood waters are headed toward New Orleans again. First is was the Gulf water coming from the south. Now, it is the Mississippi River water from the north.

http://www.nola.com/environment/index.ssf/2011/05/opening_of_morganza_spillway_p.html

In New Orleans, they never learn. If they had only understood after the first God-driven flood that they needed to close the whore houses, peep shows and jazz music, they wouldn't be facing the whole thing again.

But, oh no. Harlot business just returned like nothing had happened and now God has to flood them again.

Hint, New Orleans. Ask Jesus how to stop the flooding.

If only there was some way to get this message to New Orleans. Is there time for a mission before the flood waters arrive?

[MisterM]

Re: Permanent Flood Protection for New Orleans: Stop the Sin

Is there time for a mission before the flood waters arrive?

Afterwards the baptizing is much easier (pun indended)

[barrow]

Re: Permanent Flood Protection for New Orleans: Stop the Sin

man i wonder what wasw happpening when it flooding at the same rate and there where no humans there

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Permanent Flood Protection for New Orleans: Stop the Sin

Same issues as when Jesus sent Katrina to wash the sins away. There are too many lazy jigs, queers and titty bars down there.

[Sally Paulson]

Re: Permanent Flood Protection for New Orleans: Stop the Sin

Notice how God has also punished Memphis TenneSIN with flooding for their sin. I know they're sinful because they are the world headquarters of FedEx.

FedEx is AWEFUL! I ordered some items, and for two days the idiots couldn't find my door. They kept going to the servant's door, and then figuring I wasn't home. I had to call them and talk to some horrible robot that makes H.A.L. sound trustworthy and heterosexual, and eventually I decided I would have to just plain camp out and meet them whenever they showed up. They promised between 12:00 and 2:00PM , but didn't show up until about 5.

Also, I swear that they had borrowed my items, used them, and then put them back in the box without even cleaning them. Either that or the truck was also used for carrying salmon. What a smell!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Permanent Flood Protection for New Orleans: Stop the Sin

man i wonder what wasw happpening when it flooding at the same rate and there where no humans there

Do tell, what evidence do you have that it once "was flooding at the same rate" when there were no humans living there?

Hint: You have none, because it wasn't. The intensity of the flooding is greater because of human activity -- channelization of the river, and filling of the floodplain. Fewer places for water to go means the water must get deeper in the places it CAN go.

Idiot.

Meanwhile, God has intensified the rainstorms upstream and given the perverts in New Orleans more than a week to see their destruction coming, giving them plenty of time to repent and beg Him to spare their city. Will they? I bet not.