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  • craziest
    Confirmed Enemy of God
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    • Feb 2008
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    #91
    Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth

    2 Peter 2:1-3

    1But there were also false prophets among the people, just as there will be false teachers among you. They will secretly introduce destructive heresies, even denying the sovereign Lord who bought them—bringing swift destruction on themselves. 2Many will follow their shameful ways and will bring the way of truth into disrepute. 3In their greed these teachers will exploit you with stories they have made up. Their condemnation has long been hanging over them, and their destruction has not been sleeping.

    1 Timothy 6:11
    11But you, man of God, flee from all this, and pursue righteousness, godliness, faith, love, endurance and gentleness.


    Your pastor is rotten as....
    All of you that follow his teachings are heading for eternal destruction...

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    • Old Man Hatchet
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      Beloved Church Elder
      World's Greatest Father and Grandfather
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 2084

      #92
      Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth

      Why do these filthy Australians insist on calling everyone "mate"? I'll answer my own question. Because that is the staggering breadth of who they will fornicate with--everyone. These disgusting, sexually-charged beasts need to learn a little discipline and be more selective with their disease-addled tallywackers.

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      • craziest
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Feb 2008
        • 10

        #93
        Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth

        Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
        Why do these filthy Australians insist on calling everyone "mate"? I'll answer my own question. Because that is the staggering breadth of who they will fornicate with--everyone. These disgusting, sexually-charged beasts need to learn a little discipline and be more selective with their disease-addled tallywackers.
        Why do you insist in calling your self a christian???
        You are so far from it, by your words and actions why would any one take seriously???

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        • Brother Guy Bayard
          Anvil of the Antipodes
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2007
          • 1271

          #94
          Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth

          I blame pornography . If it wasnt for the relentless search for filth on the intranets, these backwrds simple country folk wouldnt know how to work the computer and harass True Christians.
          The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
          Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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          • IAMNATAS
            Confirmed Enemy of God
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            • Feb 2008
            • 3

            #95
            Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth

            Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
            Why do these filthy Australians insist on calling everyone "mate"? I'll answer my own question. Because that is the staggering breadth of who they will fornicate with--everyone. These disgusting, sexually-charged beasts need to learn a little discipline and be more selective with their disease-addled tallywackers.
            because we aren't ignorant pricks like you bunch ,we are happy to say hello to a complete stranger
            don't try and put us Aussies in your perverted rock spider category where everything is about getting your end in

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            • D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.
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              • Feb 2008
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              #96
              Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth

              Originally posted by Brother Guy View Post
              I blame pornography . If it wasnt for the relentless search for filth on the intranets, these backwrds simple country folk wouldnt know how to work the computer and harass True Christians.
              You fucking hypocrite. Documentary on America showed you have drive throughs for eveything including church. And then there is the "carpark" church in Dumb Phuck Idaho that used to be a drive in movie where they showed a fat redneck reading penthouse while listening to the preacher.

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              • I'm_Unsaved
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                • Feb 2008
                • 5

                #97
                Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth

                This forum has made my day, seriously.

                Gods' Country, agreed 100% mate! Oh no!!!! I said mate, and apparently that means we have sex. Hit them with real truth, and they got no answer. Yet misspell something and they're all over you like a rash.

                Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                We all know that prison drives prisoners to sodomy. So what happens when you have a whole "nation" that's a prison? There's a reason they call each other "mate" all the time, what with all the unnatural attempts at "mating" that go on! It's an island of homers!
                Well, unlucky for some. It is blatantly obvious that you never learnt where babies come from, as how would we exist today if our fore-fathers were all "homers". If your avatar's anything to go by, its a wonder you actually have a husband (or able to reproduce)!

                [quote=Wide-Open;141325]Please stop lying: I didn't say Austria or wherever you live is called "the boondocks", I said you lived there. If you know how to scroll up, and read, you might actually see what I mean, nancyboy.

                Hold on: are you an Abo or something, because your level of understanding seems to border closely to being a full spec 'tard.
                [quote]
                Wow! Church "leaders" using childish name-calling. Real mature

                Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                You call us Mormons then have the gall to call us ignorant? Did drinking all that Fosters addle your brain enough that you can't see we're a Baptist church?
                like this one? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trqvKp0TzaY

                nuff said

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                • Old Man Hatchet
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                  • Sep 2006
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                  #98
                  Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth

                  Originally posted by craziest View Post
                  Why do you insist in calling your self a christian???
                  You are so far from it, by your words and actions why would any one take seriously???
                  I can read between the lines, pervert. One more homosexual overture and you will be banned!

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78551

                    #99
                    Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth

                    Originally posted by craziest View Post
                    2 Peter 2:1-3

                    1But there were also false prophets among the people, just as there will be false teachers among you. They will secretly introduce destructive heresies, even denying the sovereign Lord who bought them—bringing swift destruction on themselves. 2Many will follow their shameful ways and will bring the way of truth into disrepute. 3In their greed these teachers will exploit you with stories they have made up. Their condemnation has long been hanging over them, and their destruction has not been sleeping.

                    1 Timothy 6:11
                    11But you, man of God, flee from all this, and pursue righteousness, godliness, faith, love, endurance and gentleness.


                    Your pastor is rotten as....
                    All of you that follow his teachings are heading for eternal destruction...
                    Kindly stick to the one TRUE Bible, the KJV1611 Authorized version. All others are false and cannot be trusted. An online version can be found at www.biblegateway.com.

                    You're welcome.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • craziest
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Feb 2008
                      • 10

                      #100
                      Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth

                      Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
                      I can read between the lines, pervert. One more homosexual overture and you will be banned!
                      You obviously have no idea about Gods word do you????

                      Your reply clearly shows a great deal of ignorance..

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                      • godscountry
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                        • Feb 2008
                        • 10

                        #101
                        Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth

                        This is just one of those forums you just have to laugh at!! You people are very talented.... you have managed to piss off alot of people in such a short amount of time. I don't know anyone who can brainwash themselves - you people have found a way!

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                        • craziest
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Feb 2008
                          • 10

                          #102
                          Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth

                          I did quote from that bible....

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78551

                            #103
                            Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth

                            Originally posted by craziest View Post
                            You obviously have no idea about Gods word do you????

                            Your reply clearly shows a great deal of ignorance..
                            Okay, last chance aussie scumboy; show us exactly how we've gotten it wrong. Which scriptures have we erred on? You've made an accusation, now back it up, asshat.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • I'm_Unsaved
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
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                              • Feb 2008
                              • 5

                              #104
                              Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth

                              And while we're stereotyping


                              God bless the chaser boys!

                              America is full of TRUE dumbarses

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                              • D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.
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                                • Feb 2008
                                • 7

                                #105
                                Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth

                                Pastor Ezekiel hosted the meeting at his church and shared a small devotional with us all. He shared that at the last meeting in April he felt a bit out of character due to the fact that he had forgotten about the meeting and was not prepared. He did not take his notebook or even had anything to write with. Pastor Ezekiel struggled through the meeting. Even when a prayer list was passed among them so that they can write their prayer requests he said. "I don't even know why we even do this to tell you the truth I've asked for many things for many years and none of my requests have been answered."



                                you are obviously asking for the wrong things

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