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    UK government joins the War on Cripples!

    Here at Landover, we have long been at the forefront of the global struggle against cripples and the cripple lobby. So I'm pleased to announce that the British government has joined us in this battle, by shutting down 28 Remploy plants. For those unfamiliar with Remploy, it is a bizarre scheme to run entire factories full of cripples, in a doomed attempt to pretend that they're like proper people. I have no idea whether any of these factories have ever actually made anything, but knowing how lazy they are I doubt it. However, the uppity crips have announced they're not going to take this sitting down (sitting down, geddit? I crack myself up sometimes), and plan to go on strike. Following the shocking discovery that retardeds are in league with Bin Laden, this show of Bolshy behavior from our useless friends can only prove that the cripples are all supporters of Karl Marx. This kind of behaviour is just disgraceful. What they don't seem to have realised is that going on strike only works if you do something useful. If you provide a useful service, and then threaten to withdraw that, it's an effective threat. If all you do is sit around in a wheelchair all day, and then threaten to stop going into work, nobody cares. That goes double when your workplace is about to be closed anyway, foolish cripples.
    Originally posted by Cripple-bias media
    DISABLED workers facing the closure of their factory have voted unanimously for strike action.
    GMB members at Remploy’s Central Cutting Unit in Wallasey voted to down tools on February 6 and 7, 13 and 14 and 20 and 21.
    The decision comes after the goverment announced it was one of 28 plants across the country that would close, citing a growing preference to employ disabled people in mainstream jobs.
    GMB senior steward Paul Bragg said: “This is 100% support for industrial action across the board, which is almost unheard of.
    “Only yesterday Baroness Taylor said Remploy had secured a £6.4m contract for 44,000 biochemical suits which are to be made in Scotland.”
    “We cut materials for Scotland so that should be work for us.”
    Wait, what? They're getting these cripples to make biological warfare suits? Our Boys are going into battle against Obama bin Laden and his forces of evil protected only by faulty suits made by "people" who can't do anything? This is an outrage!
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
    Tags: retardeds on the short bus
  • #2
    Re: UK government joins the War on Cripples!

    The bible makes plenty of references in Leviticus about not allowing retards up to the alter, so God clearly doesn't want drooling retards in his house. He dislikes Dwarfs, people with crushed testicles, Blind, Blemishes, scabs, crooked backs, broken hands and feet.
    Considering I was a British soldier I didn't know my NBC (Nuclear Biological and Chemical) warfare suit was made by dribblers. The drool could have damaged the protective properties.
    Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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    • #3
      Re: UK government joins the War on Cripples!

      citing a growing preference to employ disabled people in mainstream jobs.
      That part kinda scares me. Has the world gone insane? The gimps all started getting uppity when the government began providing $3000 electric wheelchairs for their lazy asses. Maybe it's time to get them back on the corner selling pencils and Chiclets from a wooden board with wheels.

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      • #4
        Re: UK government joins the War on Cripples!

        I hope that this latest wave of cripple militancy ends with the police being sent in to smash the strike like they were with the miners. Can you imagine that? A line of riot police charging into a crowd of wheelchair invalids and beating them senseless with batons? It'd be sheer gold!
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • #5
          Re: UK government joins the War on Cripples!

          How do they expect their legs to grow back if they aren't willing to put in a little hard work?
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          • #6
            Re: UK government joins the War on Cripples!

            Originally posted by Wash O'Hanley View Post
            How do they expect their legs to grow back if they aren't willing to put in a little hard work?
            That's just the reason why we've got this sign right outside our Church.

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            PRAISE JESUS!!

            Sister Talitha

            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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            • #7
              Re: UK government joins the War on Cripples!

              Holy Lord, that's like making plans for Nigel, my English nephew. He thought his future was in British Steel.

              Look where that got him. Oh well, I guess he was happy in his world.
              Psalm 81:10:
              I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
              open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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              • #8
                Re: UK government joins the War on Cripples!

                Prepare to meet picket lines like this on your way to work

                Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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                • #9
                  Re: UK government joins the War on Cripples!

                  Brother Izzy

                  do you remember that crip lad we had "running" messages for us last summer? Philip someone or other? The guy in the wheelchair...God he was slow...

                  Was it too much to ask that he wheel a little faster?


                  The govt is right to crack down on the slobberers and droolers and crips...enough nambypambing about.

                  To you agents of false religions and atheists...
                  Proverbs 16:2
                  All the ways of a man are clean in his own eyes; but the Lord weigheth the spirits.

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                  • #10
                    Re: UK government joins the War on Cripples!

                    Originally posted by Bro Izzy View Post
                    Prepare to meet picket lines like this on your way to work

                    besides...i mean really.... how can any of us be expected to believe that a person with man boobs like this young slobberer could ever win a medal for something like sports unless it was "who can float the longest" and that's not really a sport is it?

                    The one in the mustache looks certainly lewd and demented. I would keep an eye on that one... He looks like the whole "I'm helplessly mentally retarded bit" is a ruse.

                    Some of these dodgy bugggers are very cagey when trying to avoid labour.

                    To you agents of false religions and atheists...
                    Proverbs 16:2
                    All the ways of a man are clean in his own eyes; but the Lord weigheth the spirits.

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