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  • #1

    God Strikes Alaska

    Jesus is preparing to send a few thousand sinners and eskimos to hell, brothers and sisters. Shout GLORY!!


    If you'll recall, I predicted this last Sunday in my pulpit. That's because Jesus told me He was getting ready to do it.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
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  • #2
    Re: God Strikes Alaska

    I pray Godly Sister Sarah Palin is spared from God's righteous wrath.
    Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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    • #3
      Re: God Strikes Alaska

      Originally posted by Sister Kitty View Post
      I pray Godly Sister Sarah Palin is spared from God's righteous wrath.
      Why do you think she quit?
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • #4
        Re: God Strikes Alaska

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Why do you think she quit?
        Well now, wait a minute. Sarah Palin did not quit. She was trying to save the people of Alaska from a lame duck session. If they can't appreciate the sacrifice she made then they deseve everything they get. What's that? An earthquake in Alaska? Oh, what a shocker

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        • #5
          Re: God Strikes Alaska

          well, I guess it really was Sewert's Folly
          Genesis 1:24
          And God said, "Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: livestock, creatures that move along the ground, and wild animals, each according to its kind: and it was so."

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          • #6
            Re: God Strikes Alaska

            Now there is nothing wrong with a little strategic quitting, when God gives you a sign.
            The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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            • #7
              Re: God Strikes Alaska

              I have actually been in Alaska. I shot a couple of bears, caught a bunch of fish, and helped burn down a huge virgin forest. It wasn't my fault the Eagle caught on fire and then flew into the dry tinder! I was only cooking some baby mountain goat cutlets on my grill when that Eagle swooped down and tried to grab them.
              Anyway, Alaska is full of sinners. It's a terrible place. But it is full of delicious meat.
              Matthew:
              5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
              5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
              10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
              10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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              • #8
                Re: God Strikes Alaska

                Big deal.

                Alaska is filled with "native americans." And a few of them hit by a big wave is no great loss.

                There are no native Americans - there are only "true Americans."

                This nation was founded with people of white, urapean, bloodlines. Anyone else here at the time of our ancestors arrival were just Abos squatting on the land. Good riddance to those welfare chiseler, food stamp grabbers just isn't worth noting.
                The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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                • #9
                  Re: God Strikes Alaska

                  All in all, you would have to say we are living in wonderful times. Sinners are being drowned, burned and buried in rubble at the highest rate in memory.

                  The Missouri River is flooding in several states known to be dens of sin. Alaska, well, it's getting its lesson in the wages of sin.

                  We in Freehold and LBC are optimistic about the future.
                  Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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