The Buses From Hell!

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This story is yet more proof that even tiny imaginary countries like Belgium do everything they can to kill and maim innocent Americans.

The Buses From Hell

After AC Transit purchased costly foreign buses that drivers hate and many riders fear, its service and finances took a wrong turn.

January 23, 2008
Pamela Daniels lost her left leg to a Van Hool bus. In September 2005, she boarded one of AC Transit's expensive new Belgian-made buses in downtown Oakland. But as the 51-year-old library assistant was trying to step on to the vehicle's elevated platform to get to her seat, the driver pulled away from the curb and she was thrown to the floor. Her fall aggravated an old injury, and a nasty, painful infection took hold. "She ended up getting a below-the-knee amputation," said her attorney, Miles Cooper. "It's been a very difficult situation."

Since then, the buses are dubbed "Van Hell". OK, True Christians would probably rather swallow their SUV than to use public transport, but still.

As the factory is close by, I will go there this afternoon and protest in the name of all Americans who have been terrorised by these ungodly vehicles.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Since then, the buses are dubbed "Van Hell". OK, True Christians would probably rather swallow their SUV than to use public transport, but still.

As the factory is close by, I will go there this afternoon and protest in the name of all Americans who have been terrorised by these ungodly vehicles.

Well done, Brother. Be sure and make your picket sign say something like "Hellbound eurotrash scum taking away American jobs!" in English. Crank the volume up on your bullhorn and remind everyone that the sand nigra mudslimes are behind every single problem in Europe and America.

I imagine that you'll get plenty of press coverage. I took the liberty of having the girls in Landover Baptist Publicity contact every newspaper, radio station and television channel in the are. Foreign ones too.

Good luck! We'll be praying for you.

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Ow chucks. That's ... AWESOME Pastor. Almost too much for my humble Christ-soldering being.

I will finally end up on Al-Jazeera. GLORY!!!!


I'll just finish those signs, and then I'm on my way. I should be there when they change shifts, so I'll have maximum audience.
I just saw a CNN chopper flying over my house, so this is really going to be good.

I'll keep you posted! Thanks again!

Yours Gloating,

Wide-Open.

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I'm afraid to say things didn't go according to plan.

I'm exhausted and in a lot of pain, so I'll leave you with a picture that says more than a 1000 words.

I'm back from the ER where they had to remove a signpost from a place that is better left untouched.

Just before I got completely mullered by an angry mob, Jesus decided to slap them with a twister (Thank you JESUS!). This caused a serious panic and the police found a way to get me out of the warzone.

I hope LBC will help me pay for the damages. Harrasment and destruction of public property they called it. Pah!

This is how the scene looked like after everything was said and done.

More news when I can actually sit down again.

[Brother McGregor]

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wasn't it the Belgians that also gave us ferries that turn over in the water?