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THIS article is shocking! Proof has emerged that Nicolas Cage may be a Vampire. While most people dismiss these creatures as something of superstition, True Christians know well the lengths Lucifer and his agents will go to in their war against our God. Vampires are real. They may be nothing like they are in the movies, NO fangs, NO allergy to sunlight, their reflections DO appear in mirrors. But the basics are still true. They DO drink human blood, they DO live forever, they DO work for Satan as his agents here on Earth, sewing discord among humanity. It doesnt take a great leap to see how working in Hell-y-wood would be a perfect place to spread their lies and propaganda against our religion.
Nic Cage is a vampire? That's what an antique photo collector claims, based on Civil War-era photo
Nic Cage has taken on a lot of wacky roles in his career, but even this is strange.
The Oscar-winning actor is a centuries-old real-life vampire -- according to an antique photo collector who's selling a Civil-War era photo of a man who is near-identical to Cage.
"Personally, I believe it's him and that he is some sort of walking undead/vampire, et cetera, who quickens/reinvents himself once every 75 years or so," the seller -- who's asking $1 million for the photo -- writes on eBay. "150 years from now, he might be a politician, the leader of a cult, or a talk show host."
The seller, who goes by the name Jack Mord and has 100% positive feedback, insists the photo is the real deal and has not been manipulated in any way to make it resemble Cage.
"Any serious potential buyer will be allowed to have a photo expert of their choice examine the original photograph before any money changes hands," he adds on eBay.
Nic Cage has taken on a lot of wacky roles in his career, but even this is strange.
The Oscar-winning actor is a centuries-old real-life vampire -- according to an antique photo collector who's selling a Civil-War era photo of a man who is near-identical to Cage.
"Personally, I believe it's him and that he is some sort of walking undead/vampire, et cetera, who quickens/reinvents himself once every 75 years or so," the seller -- who's asking $1 million for the photo -- writes on eBay. "150 years from now, he might be a politician, the leader of a cult, or a talk show host."
The seller, who goes by the name Jack Mord and has 100% positive feedback, insists the photo is the real deal and has not been manipulated in any way to make it resemble Cage.
"Any serious potential buyer will be allowed to have a photo expert of their choice examine the original photograph before any money changes hands," he adds on eBay.
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