Andy Rooney finally welcomed to Hell!

[Marshall]

The liberal mouthpiece of homosexuals and Jews the world over has finally succumbed to anal cancer and is currently burning in Hell! Praise Jesus! The only way he could have been on TV this long(I read he was on CBS for almost 100 years) was if he had died years ago and Satan himself was using his moth ridden corpse as a puppet to spread the infernal word of darkness via catchy quotes and one liners.

Plus I really disliked his voice.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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Well, praise the Lord! One more liberal atheist off the air. Read some of the things this hateful heathen had to say about Jesus:

Why am I an atheist? I ask you: Why is anybody not an atheist? Everyone starts out being an atheist. No one is born with belief in anything. Infants are atheists until they are indoctrinated. I resent anyone pushing their religion on me. I don’t push my atheism on anybody else. Live and let live. Not many people practice that when it comes to religion.

I am an atheist… I don’t understand religion at all. I’m sure I’ll offend a lot of people by saying this, but I think it’s all nonsense.

I don’t differentiate much, except in degree, between people who believe in religion from those who believe in astrology, magic or the supernatural.

We all ought to understand we’re on our own. Believing in Santa Claus doesn’t do kids any harm for a few years but it isn’t smart for them to continue waiting all their lives for him to come down the chimney with something wonderful. Santa Claus and God are cousins.

I just wish this social institution [religion] wasn’t based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isn’t true.

Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.

I’d be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn’t believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don’t think it does.

I don't know why he was so angry with God, but Satan has him tied to a hot magma vent by his own eyebrows now. Glory!

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[SUV]

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I wouldn't even Wish it on Zsa Zsa the Bore to get a seat on the HELL Train next to that blabbermouth! "Did you ever notice" indeed!

[Brother Enoch]

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He did get it right just once though

too much alcohol too much food, drugs, homosexual unions, cigarettes [are] all known to lead to premature death

Even a busted clock is right twice a day. Enjoy Hell Andy!

[Mary-Yves Lapierre]

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Now who will tell us about the horrors of cracker packaging?

[Marshall]

Re: Andy Rooney finally welcomed to Hell!

Obama?