Jesus Kills Another Boodhist

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Praise God! Isn't He merciful? Another jap has been sent down to hellfire, just as the Bible promises. I'll bet that hurt quite a bit. GLORY!!

Lawn mower cut up a Buddhist Monk

A LEADING Buddhist monk was killed by a giant lawnmower with faulty brakes, an inquest heard.

The Rev Gyosei Handa, 50, had chased after the machine when it pulled away from him.

He caught up with the mower but slipped and fell under the blades as he tried to climb into the cab.

Taran Hewitt, of the Health and Safety Executive, said the ratchet on the handbrake was not working.

He told the inquest in Milton Keynes, Bucks: “It should not have been used. The only way you could get the tractor to stay stationary was to turn off the engine.”

The monk, who lost three fingers in a mower accident ten years ago, was sliced up by the cutter in the 12-acre grounds of the Peace Pagoda in Milton Keynes.

Verdict: Accident.

You mean Verdict: JESUS!

[ForGodsSake]

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Our lord certainly works in strange and wonderful ways

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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I think that Jesus sent the lawn mower because He knows that the unsaved heathens in Gookistan like to throw themselves under the Juggernaut in order to attain a better place in a completely unverifiable future life. Praise His holy name that we True Christians™ don't fall for such nonsense.

[Mr. Jingles]

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Another example of God's mercy; he loved that monk so much, he subjected him to a horrible death & an even more horrible eternity in Hell. Praise Jesus.

[John Smith]

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that is very sad i hope his family is being taken care of and that the corporation who made the faulty mower are being litigated properly for compensation
i have always admired buddhists and their tranquil lifestyles this story is horrible and i am almost in tears imagining how sad his friends must be

[JennyD]

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that is very sad i hope his family is being taken care of and that the corporation who made the faulty mower are being litigated properly for compensation
i have always admired buddhists and their tranquil lifestyles this story is horrible and i am almost in tears imagining how sad his friends must be

And imagine how sad HE is, now that God has sent him to Hell for an eternity of torture!

Do you admire that part, too?

Tell me, do you think he'll be able to meditate as the flames are licking his thighs, while one of Satan's demons has him bent over for use?

[John Smith]

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thats a terrible thing to think when his family is in mourning over his passing
i thought buddhists believed in reincarnation maybe hes a cuddly bear cub somewhere safe on a mountain now

[ForGodsSake]

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i thought buddhists believed in reincarnation maybe hes a cuddly bear cub somewhere safe on a mountain now

Well he could be. Are there mountains in hell aswell.

[JennyD]

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thats a terrible thing to think when his family is in mourning over his passing
i thought buddhists believed in reincarnation maybe hes a cuddly bear cub somewhere safe on a mountain now

Waiting to eat any chihuahua that strays across his path?

[Seeker]

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I bet he is questioning his 9 lives now.

[Unfalsifiable]

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thats a terrible thing to think when his family is in mourning over his passing
i thought buddhists believed in reincarnation maybe hes a cuddly bear cub somewhere safe on a mountain now

Now that is a horrible thing to say - to suggest that he would be reincarnated as a dimwitted animal after being a top monk! At least we Christians don't insult and disrespect him by taking the piss out of his religion like that.

I'm sure he is roasting in hell now, realising the error of his ways. PRAISE JESUS!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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i thought buddhists believed in reincarnation maybe hes a cuddly bear cub somewhere safe on a mountain now

Just because they believe in it, that doesn't make it true. Do you honestly expect us True Christians™ to fall for any sort of mystical woo-woo just because someone believes in it?

[Marshall]

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Like his religion makes any sense anyway. Bunch of thinking and sitting and incense burning. They are like hippies without the lice.

They don't have a Saviour so we can rest assured all Buddhists end up in Hell writhing in torment for all eternity for not believing in Jesus. Jesus wants to love them but He can't if they don't fall and worship Him.