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  • Brother Temperance
    Senior Usher
    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
    A very nice young man
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15621

    #1

    Chinky Jews go on noodle strike!

    This story is one of the craziest things I've ever seen. I can't make head nor tail of it, but I am sure that God hates everyone involved a lot.
    Originally posted by Mainstream Media
    Spring Roll strike pits Communist Chinamen against racist Joos

    Asian restaurants in Israel are taking popular dishes off the menu in protest at government plans to cut the number of foreign chefs. About 300 Asian restaurants refused to serve spring rolls on Tuesday, said the Israeli Ethnic Restaurant Organisation.
    It says eateries will refuse orders for noodles and sushi in the coming weeks if planned restrictions are not eased.
    New work permits for Asian chefs are being cut, and next year the government will not grant any new permits.
    This year, the government is granting 500 permits to Asian chefs, down from 900 last year.
    Last month, the Israeli Ethnic Restaurant Organisation appealed against the move in the Supreme Court, and is currently waiting for a decision.

    The head of the organisation said that Tuesday's strike had been a success and that a follow-up strike was planned in two weeks for sushi and noodles.
    As part of its move to cut five-year foreign work permits, the government has committed to training more Israelis to become specialist chefs.
    Government lawyer Shoshana Strauss told the Reuters news agency that "everyone can make Chinese food, it's not impossible to learn".
    This just doesn't make any sense at all. I didn't even know that Orientals were allowed to be kikes. There should be some kind of a law against that. And this scheme to get hebes in to run chink restaurants sounds like a recipe for disaster to me. Don't they know that Joos are only capable of cooking instant noodles?
    I bet this whole thing is probably a plot by the terrorists at PeTA. They know that these Joos who are being trained up to run the Chinee restaurants won't be allowed to use dogs and cats like normal yellow heathens, so they'll have to use Christian babies instead - a prospect that would delight the PeTArds no end. I can't even work out who I hate more - the slants for being too lazy to even cook their own disgusting food, or the Christ-killers for being racists against the chinks.
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
  • Deaner
    Christ's Love Messenger
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 5932

    #2
    Re: Chinky Jews go on noodle strike!

    That is a very strange story and I'm not sure what to make of it myself. I will say that eating chink food served by yids is something straight out of a nightmare. Nothing good can come of this.

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    • Wide-Open
      Director of European Evangelical Outreach
      A Shining Example of Christ's Love
      Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2007
      • 18449

      #3
      Re: Chinky Jews go on noodle strike!

      Perhaps the chinks refused to put baby blood in their spring roll matses and replaced it with dog blood?

      I'm glad I don't have to eat there.
      Psalm 81:10:
      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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