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  • #1

    Won the war

    Now we have won the war in Iraq, there are only two questions:

    1) Why hasn't the President landed a jet on an aircraft carrier?

    2) Which terrorist country in India is next?
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    Re: Won the war

    Originally posted by Little Donkey View Post
    Now we have won the war in Iraq, there are only two questions:

    1) Why hasn't the President landed a jet on an aircraft carrier?

    2) Which terrorist country in India is next?
    How about the terrorist country next door to India?

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    • #3
      Re: Won the war

      Hmmm...Kabul to Islamabad to New Delhi looks like a good route to do a William T. Sherman-type march!!!

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      • #4
        Re: Won the war

        Even the Mudslimes admits that Islam is bad, Islama-bad

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        • #5
          Re: Won the war

          well, i learned everything I needed to know about them Native India-Indians form my old Beta-max tape of Indiano Jones? They can keep they heart grabbin Moogahram Soogahram to they selves! Praise God!
          Genesis 1:24
          And God said, "Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: livestock, creatures that move along the ground, and wild animals, each according to its kind: and it was so."

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          • #6
            Re: Won the war

            I'd say you should just nuke Sweden, We are after all the world's biggest terrorist nation.
            Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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            • #7
              Re: Won the war

              Originally posted by Coeurdepirate View Post
              I'd say you should just nuke Sweden, We are after all the world's biggest terrorist nation.
              well, maybe before the nukes, y'all all should try and get right with Christ n stop worhipin that comic book character, Thorp?

              In His name,
              Lor H
              Genesis 1:24
              And God said, "Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: livestock, creatures that move along the ground, and wild animals, each according to its kind: and it was so."

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              • #8
                Re: Won the war

                Could someone clear something up for me, which group has the control of all the 7-11's around the world? That is one well funded and well dispersed group, they are everywhere.
                sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                • #9
                  Re: Won the war

                  Sweden, my country, and Europe, my continent, is amazing compared to the shit-hole that is America.
                  Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Won the war

                    Originally posted by davidkellyy View Post
                    Sweden, my country, and Europe, my continent, is amazing compared to the shit-hole that is America.
                    Really? My understanding is that God hates Sweden intensely.

                    God wants us to be richly rewarded for our faith.

                    2 Samuel 22:21
                    The LORD rewarded me according to my righteousness: according to the cleanness of my hands hath he recompensed me.

                    2 Chronicles 15:7
                    Be ye strong therefore, and let not your hands be weak: for your work shall be rewarded.

                    Psalm 31:23
                    O love the LORD, all ye his saints: for the LORD preserveth the faithful, and plentifully rewardeth the proud doer.
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                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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