A third terrorist attack!

[Marshall]

I read today that some violent type 1 hippy degenerates burnt down some nice homes in Seattle. This is the third terrorist attack in less than 30 days.
"E.L.F" they call themselves. Earth Liberation Front. The fact that they named their group "elf" and only seem to target successful people and innocent developers makes it obvious that they are patchouli drenched dopers pushing their homosexual agenda on us by torching mansions. Their organization is classified by the government as a domestic terror group so no matter what they THINK they are doing, it's just blanket terrorism in my book. They use the Liberal bullet point "Liberation" right in their name! They belong in Club Gitmo with the rest of the terrorists.

Looks like I'm going to have to double up on the hippy patrols this week. Good thing I haven't fed my dogs in a couple of days.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: A third terrorist attack!

I read today that some violent type 1 hippy degenerates burnt down some nice homes in Seattle. This is the third terrorist attack in less than 30 days.
"E.L.F" they call themselves. Earth Liberation Front. The fact that they named their group "elf" and only seem to target successful people and innocent developers makes it obvious that they are patchouli drenched dopers pushing their homosexual agenda on us by torching mansions. Their organization is classified by the government as a domestic terror group so no matter what they THINK they are doing, it's just blanket terrorism in my book. They use the Liberal bullet point "Liberation" right in their name! They belong in Club Gitmo with the rest of the terrorists.

Looks like I'm going to have to double up on the hippy patrols this week. Good thing I haven't fed my dogs in a couple of days.

Well, I've been saying for years that liberals caused 9/11, and now we have hard and fast proof. These hippies carried out their terrorist atrocity because they believed Al'Gore's propaganda about "global warming", and so I'd say that everyone who's helped to spread the leftist myth of the so-called "environment" being important bears direct responsibility for this hideous massacre.