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Greetings to all denizens here. What special events do you have planned for Darwin Day this year ?
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“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, and not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science.” Charles Darwin The Descent of Man (1871)
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Well, it's a day the LORD will have created, just like every other day. I'll awake, drop to my knees in praise of being granted life another day, spend time in my prayer closet, read my Holy Bible, meditate on His Word, let His Spiritual Living Waters quench my Spirit. I'll care for my family, educate my children, clean my home, teach my daughters how to prepare for the husband God has already chosen for them. I'll spend many hours doing those mundane tasks that most people don't enjoy, but I'll do them with gratitude, keeping in mind the many stripes my sins before my own salvation put on the back of my loving Savior. I'll likely shed a few tears knowing it was through my selfish, sinful actions as a child before I was saved that brought Him to His temporary death. I'll likely choke back more tears as the emotions overwhelm me as I realize that depraved human as I was born, He first loved me anyway. I'll ponder the crusty sin in my soul as I scour the crusty pots and pans, sin that He alone can hide from Himself when I die and face judgement and He (as God the Father) sees the Face of Christ (as God the Son) instead of the face of Mary-sinner. I'll probably drop to my knees a few dozen times in the day, feeling extraordinary guilt for the troubles He went to two thousand years ago to deliver me from the sinful ways of my youth, and through my tears as my children wonder what's wrong, I'll bring them into the prayer closet with me to show them how to show God due reverence. The younger ones seem upset but that's only because their spirits cry out in anguish for not knowing salvation yet. The older ones are used to this and they may not behave the same way, I think the eye rolling is just their way of being teens. After I discipline them for rolling their eyes at the love of Christ we'll commit more Holy Scripture to memory and before I know it, it will be time for a few hours of sleep. You know, the same as every day. Why, what will you do? Face the Galapagos Islands and pray to the skeleton of darwin like a muslim prays to mecca?Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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I shall weep for you and your sinful ways.Originally posted by John Scopes View Post
Isaiah 13:9 Behold, the day of the LORD comes, Cruel, with both wrath and fierce anger, To lay the land desolate; And He will destroy its sinners from it
Posted via Mobile Device1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.Comment
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Darwin Day is not celebrated in Freehold. It is treated with utter distain.Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.Comment
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I'm doing a sermon tomorrow on the false religion of Darwinism. It's become an annual event; all the parents with kids in depraved public-school biology classes bring them to hear me share the Lord's Truth!
I use PowerPoint and teach them all about Piltdown Man and the other hoaxes.Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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I thought Darwin Day was April 1.Originally posted by John Scopes View Post
Atheist Darwinistas are fools, one and all.Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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I might kill something and eat it.
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The baby of Christian parents, no doubt.Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!Comment
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I will be in my prayer closet.
All day.
Posted via Mobile Device1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.Comment
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Today is the day Mrs. Scopes is baking a cake, great fun and celebration to be had by all!
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“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, and not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science.” Charles Darwin The Descent of Man (1871)
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We don't really wanna know Scopes.
I assume it will look like this?
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.Comment
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My family and I have been putting up posters and sending emails and handing out these booklets to everyone we can for the last week (thanks for the head's up, Mr. Scopes). Here's a copy in case you haven't seen it yet. I encourage you to copy, print, and share it as well.
You can find this here.Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Rev. Robertson got it right in his ministry recently. Pay no attention to the snarky comments inserted by the demon who illegally copied this video clip.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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Ephesians 6:11-17 Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the deuill. For wee wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darknes of this world, against spirituall wickednes in high places. Wherfore take vnto you the whole armour of God, that yee may be able to withstand in the euill day, and hauing done all, to stand. Stand therefore, hauing your loynes girt about with trueth, and hauing on the breast-plate of righteousnesse: And your feete shod with the preparation of the Gospel of peace. Aboue all, taking the shielde of Faith, wherewith yee shall bee able to quench all the fierie dartes of the wicked. And take the helmet of saluation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God:
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The theory of evolution is widely accepted among the scientific community; Evolution provides the field of biology with a solid scientific base. Consider peppered moths:
The evolution of the peppered moth over the last two hundred years has been studied in detail. Originally, the vast majority of peppered moths had light colouration, which effectively camouflaged them against the light-coloured trees and lichens which they rested upon. However, because of widespread pollution during the Industrial Revolution in England, many of the lichens died out, and the trees that peppered moths rested on became blackened by soot, causing most of the light-coloured moths, or typica, to die off from predation. At the same time, the dark-coloured, or melanic, moths, carbonaria, flourished because of their ability to hide on the darkened trees. As a result of the relatively simple and easy-to-understand circumstances of the adaptation, the peppered moth has become a common example used in explaining or demonstrating natural selection.
I hope this cleared things up for you guys, so you can renounce your dated 'Christianity' and join the rest of the 21st century. There is no doubt about the Theory of Evolution, guys.Job 38:11 And said, Hitherto shalt thou come, but no further: and here shall thy proud waves be stayed?Comment
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