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  • Here's what you would have gotten with "Potty Parity"

    We Ladies do like to take our own sweet time!

    Sheriff: Woman Sat on Toilet for 2 Years

    By ROXANA HEGEMAN (Associated Press Writer)
    From Associated Press

    March 12, 2008 4:24 PM EDT

    WICHITA, Kan. - Authorities are considering charges in the bizarre case of a woman who sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years - so long that her body was stuck to the seat by the time the boyfriend finally called police.

    Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman's skin had grown around the seat.

    She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital. "We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it."

    Whipple said investigators planned to present their report Wednesday to the county attorney, who will determine whether any charges should be filed against the woman's 36-year-old boyfriend.

    "She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body," Whipple said. "It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself."

    He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom. "And her reply would be, `Maybe tomorrow,'" Whipple said. "According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom."

    The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that "there was something wrong with his girlfriend," Whipple said, adding that he never explained why it took him two years to call.

    Police found the clothed woman sitting on the toilet, her sweat pants down to her mid-thigh. She was "somewhat disoriented," and her legs looked like they had atrophied, Whipple said. "She said that she didn't need any help, that she was OK and did not want to leave," he said.

    She was reported in fair condition at a hospital in Wichita, about 150 miles southeast of Ness City. Whipple said she has refused to cooperate with medical providers or law enforcement investigators.

    Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled.

    Police have declined to release the couple's names, but the house where authorities say the incident happened is listed in public records as the residence of Kory McFarren. No one answered his home phone number.

    The case has been the buzz of Ness City, said James Ellis, a neighbor.
    "I don't think anybody can make any sense out of it," he said.

    Ellis said he had known the woman since she was a child but that he had not seen her for at least six years.

    He said she had a tough childhood after her mother died at a young age and apparently was usually kept inside the house as she grew up. At one time the woman worked for a long-term care facility, he said, but he did not know what kind of work she did there.

    "It really doesn't surprise me," Ellis said. "What surprises me is somebody wasn't called in a bit earlier."

  • #2
    Re: Here's what you would have gotten with "Potty Parity"

    Two years? That's impressive. I've done a fews weeks at a time but never two years.

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    • #3
      Re: Here's what you would have gotten with "Potty Parity"

      A Joy to see your Manly physique again Gracing our Baptist Board, Brother Matt

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      • #4
        Re: Here's what you would have gotten with "Potty Parity"

        "She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body,"
        Sounds like an april fools joke gone wrong.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          Re: Here's what you would have gotten with "Potty Parity"

          am I the only one that giggled because "Mr. Whipple" saved her.

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          • #6
            Re: Here's what you would have gotten with "Potty Parity"

            Originally posted by SUV View Post
            We Ladies do like to take our own sweet time!

            Sheriff: Woman Sat on Toilet for 2 Years

            By ROXANA HEGEMAN (Associated Press Writer)
            From Associated Press

            March 12, 2008 4:24 PM EDT

            WICHITA, Kan. - Authorities are considering charges in the bizarre case of a woman who sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years - so long that her body was stuck to the seat by the time the boyfriend finally called police.

            Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman's skin had grown around the seat.

            She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital. "We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it."

            Whipple said investigators planned to present their report Wednesday to the county attorney, who will determine whether any charges should be filed against the woman's 36-year-old boyfriend.

            "She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body," Whipple said. "It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself."

            He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom. "And her reply would be, `Maybe tomorrow,'" Whipple said. "According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom."

            The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that "there was something wrong with his girlfriend," Whipple said, adding that he never explained why it took him two years to call.

            Police found the clothed woman sitting on the toilet, her sweat pants down to her mid-thigh. She was "somewhat disoriented," and her legs looked like they had atrophied, Whipple said. "She said that she didn't need any help, that she was OK and did not want to leave," he said.

            She was reported in fair condition at a hospital in Wichita, about 150 miles southeast of Ness City. Whipple said she has refused to cooperate with medical providers or law enforcement investigators.

            Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled.

            Police have declined to release the couple's names, but the house where authorities say the incident happened is listed in public records as the residence of Kory McFarren. No one answered his home phone number.

            The case has been the buzz of Ness City, said James Ellis, a neighbor.
            "I don't think anybody can make any sense out of it," he said.

            Ellis said he had known the woman since she was a child but that he had not seen her for at least six years.

            He said she had a tough childhood after her mother died at a young age and apparently was usually kept inside the house as she grew up. At one time the woman worked for a long-term care facility, he said, but he did not know what kind of work she did there.

            "It really doesn't surprise me," Ellis said. "What surprises me is somebody wasn't called in a bit earlier."

            Seems to me that when she didn't come out after a day, he would have realized something was not right with her mind, and called a mental health professional. No one in their right mind takes up residence on a toilet.
            Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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